Shout out to all the couples who had unbelievable chemistry, but the creators were too much of a coward to actually make them canon cause that would be gay.
Steve × Eddie
Loki × Mobius
Jaskier × geralt
Castiel × Dean Winchester
And so on and so on...
Tru tru
Paul Matthews is one of the most characters ever. He’s just some guy. An evil hivemind decided that he’s their arch nemesis because he kept accidently escaping them. He has anxiety. He works a boring desk job for an evil tech company that developed time travel. He hates musicals. He’s super horny. In one timeline he’s a clone who has killed before and will kill again. He hates musicals but he loved Moana. He had a breakdown in a coffee shop. He survived a helicopter crash by wearing his seatbelt. The general of a shady, secret military unit authorised him to use a gun. He had a paper round until he was 18. His only friends are his coworkers who he would die for but refuses to hang out with outside of the office. He respects women. He’s autistic. He tried to save the world with a bunch of grenades but became the bad guy instead. He only drinks black coffee. Absolutely nobody is doing it like him.
vote abed in @autismswagsummit pleasei will do anything for you to vote abed im serious anything
Mood.
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Every time I think about how c!Dream crafted a whole ass fake Hero's Journey for c!Tommy just to fool him extra well... breaths heavy heartbeat racing Staged Finale and its trickery with the narrative oh how I adore you.
— ALBERT CAMUS, “the myth of sisyphus”
I wish to be like Elizabeth, but unfortunately I am like darcy without the money.
He did nail this role. Or maybe Joseph quinn heard it all, then saw Joe Keery and it was over, he had to flirt with the man
I’m 💀
Men fear her and women want to be like her ✨Y/N✨
The real barbie is Y/n.
Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.
vampire drinking from someone specifically BECAUSE of the antidepressants that person is on… feeling the most alive they have ever been in 200 years
someone thought it was a good idea to let me have unlimited access to the internet so I'm making it everyone's problem
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