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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

Anyways emduo au where techno is serious, sardonic boss with a kill count well into the double digits and Phil is his new bodyguard

Everyone thinks Techno hired him just to seem more approachable (they're right) but also this nice old man with the weird hat used to be a seasoned mercenary but doesn't look it

Techno: someone will die

Phil, cocking his gun: of fun :)

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Every time I think about how c!Dream crafted a whole ass fake Hero's Journey for c!Tommy just to fool him extra well... breaths heavy heartbeat racing Staged Finale and its trickery with the narrative oh how I adore you.

i support bi rights. but more relevantly i support bi wrongs

FORGET EVERYTHING ELSE THIS EDIT SAVED MY LIFE

https://www.reddit.com/r/MinecraftChampionship/comments/uh4u2c/participants_losing_their_minds_over_dreams_sot/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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r/MinecraftChampionship - Participants Losing Their Minds over Dream’s SOT Run

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Paul Matthews is one of the most characters ever. He’s just some guy. An evil hivemind decided that he’s their arch nemesis because he kept accidently escaping them. He has anxiety. He works a boring desk job for an evil tech company that developed time travel. He hates musicals. He’s super horny. In one timeline he’s a clone who has killed before and will kill again. He hates musicals but he loved Moana. He had a breakdown in a coffee shop. He survived a helicopter crash by wearing his seatbelt. The general of a shady, secret military unit authorised him to use a gun. He had a paper round until he was 18. His only friends are his coworkers who he would die for but refuses to hang out with outside of the office. He respects women. He’s autistic. He tried to save the world with a bunch of grenades but became the bad guy instead. He only drinks black coffee. Absolutely nobody is doing it like him. 

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Me: *including Peter in a marauders post bc he is a marauder*

Anyone: *pissed I included Peter*

How dare u. Peter betrayed the Potters

Me: