Sooooory

Ranboo, running a fever and delirious: the Twitter people. They need to know how much I love men.

Always more dramatic writing, at this point it's more of a personnality trait than a funny quirk

It's a constant escalation

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be ok 

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being alive is literally so embarrassing like omggg no haha dont look at me sorryy sorry my organs are functioning and my brain cells are communicating through electrical impulses i know its weird aha. again SOO sorry omg this is probably so awkward. sorry

some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break

I’M ON TUMBLR. WE’RE ALL ON TUMBLR.

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Anyways emduo au where techno is serious, sardonic boss with a kill count well into the double digits and Phil is his new bodyguard

Everyone thinks Techno hired him just to seem more approachable (they're right) but also this nice old man with the weird hat used to be a seasoned mercenary but doesn't look it

Techno: someone will die

Phil, cocking his gun: of fun :)