“she Killed People” Gd Forbid Women Do Anything

EVERYONE go listen to ur url NOW

Honestly major L to Odysseus. What did he do? Trick one cyclops into thinking his name was Nobody. Try tricking millions of people into believing your name is Dave

Oh, to have the type of banter found in an Emily Henry novel.

Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

Anyways emduo au where techno is serious, sardonic boss with a kill count well into the double digits and Phil is his new bodyguard

Everyone thinks Techno hired him just to seem more approachable (they're right) but also this nice old man with the weird hat used to be a seasoned mercenary but doesn't look it

Techno: someone will die

Phil, cocking his gun: of fun :)

I work hard (ignore canon) to make this house (fandom) a home (a gay fandom)

some people are like “c!dream is an amazing villain” and then their takes on him are like generic villain trait #1, generic villain trait #2, trait he literally doesn’t have, has zero depth and could be replaced with any badly written one-dimensional bad guy you could come up with

they're saving my life

Pls I wanna be buried in one of those as quick as possible