Shit Cassandra Saw By Gwen E. Kirby Has Me Lying On The Ground, Rotting. I'm Not Made To Feel That Many

*sticks my hand in your nucleus and swirls your dna around*

One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.

Can confirm, I'm always bawling my eyes out at one point during any of her books

idk why people call Emily Henry’s books romcoms. They most certainly are not. Ain’t no comedy when those books hit in you in the mf gut 😂

They, the powers that be, the establishment, idiots, fools, brigands, naysayers and cuckholds: all musicals should have an 'I want' song to establish the protagonist's principal goals in the narrative

The Guy Who didn't Like Musicals: I'm about to blow your tiny little minds

all i want is a stranger things reboot where everything is exactly the same except david harbour plays eleven and hopper, joe keery wears his djo wig at all times, joe quinn switches his american & british accents between scenes and nobody acknowledges it and every time someone says something dumb gaten looks straight at the camera in complete silence like he's on the office. is this too much to ask for?

experiment time: reblog if you actually use youtubes watch later function. i use it all the time but i feel like its a feature a lot of ppl would call "useless"

bro it is 3 am for me i just woke up and amigops and technoblade on tribe nine???? dream talking about being queer on MAIN??? what is HAPPENING

Dropping a brick on the post below

hee hee

This is probably like my favourite comic ever made in the world i think