The Last Light Holder

"There are many things my father does not know about Murmansk," Artemis said deliberately. "Chief among them that to save his life, I first had him shot." ~ Thrower of the Dart, by Vathara

Such a good fic!!! I cannot recommend more if you like either Artemis Fowl or the 2012 movie Avengers.

((else, Vathara had plenty of other good things to read))

(Pssst, hey- truth or dare)

gift art time again, this time an osprey for @triruntu! this fully kicked my ass but I really hope you like it :D

please reblog if you enjoy <3

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,

As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.

“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—

            Only this and nothing more.”

dex (dexter) the schnauzer
shops entirely from thrift shops and dresses like a (hip) old man; mistaken for one too. hes in his twenties, but can eat under the elders meal option at most restaurants. lives on a boat and works at a shady convenience store

snudies (refs x x)

EDIT: Okay I think y'all are misunderstanding "more than one applies." This is for one, singular Pokemon. So like, Mega Rayquaza is both a Mega and a Legendary. GMax Charizard is a Starter and a GMax. There aren't enough Pokemon like that to possibly account for 5% of the votes.

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

died and came back tired. died and came back exhausted. died and came back with manic energy. died and came back with malingering unease. died and came back twitchy. so many possibilities