Bruce Wayne panicking because he walks into a WE board meeting to see a fully suited Red Hood sat at the table spinning around in a wheelie chair and CEO Tim Drake can only shrug and be like 'well he wanted to invest money'
Bruce, frantically pulling Tim aside: he is a CRIMINAL
Tim: so is like 90% of Gotham's elite. nobody else cares.
*both of them peer through the window to see literally nobody else in the meeting acting like a helmeted crime lord amongst them is any way odd. Stacy from accounting offers him a coffee and Red Hood denies politely*
Bruce: i understand him donating money, but why is he at our board meetings!??!
Tim: oh he bought like, over half our stocks. he owns 58% of the company now
Bruce:
Bruce: but thats...
Tim: yeah. more than you. Jason's the majority shareholder now.
Bruce:
Bruce: why did you let him do this
Tim: well you WANTED him to be part of the FAMILY again-
Bruce: SO YOU APPROVED HIM BUYING MY COMPANY?!
Tim:
Tim: shouldnta' benched me from fucking patrol.
Bruce:
Red Hood, knocking on the glass: can y'all wrap it the fuck up? i have other meetings to attend to after this
ugh, was it good? I got stuck when my homunculus started self replicating at incredible speed.
DJ sinister vizier has started playing his mixtape of insidious manipulation for the king
correction, that would be the famous "woman-inator", designed by the famous Dr. Doofenshmirtz of Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. after his family was transphobic towards him.
Why the fuck does "womanizer" mean what it does, that shit sounds like the name of an instant sex change ray gun invented by some guy who has beef with a platypus.
(Steve Harvey voice) SURVEY SAYS
"NINJAGO"
It was pretty sad that Lloyd and Garmadon only had less than an afternoon to just be together as a family before all the Green Ninja Destiny tension between the two. Then next episode, Garmadon leaves Lloyd again. It fucking hurts but you know what, I like to believe they have some father-and-son bonding time. Catching up with each other, playing Resident Evil, or watching movies.
In this case, they're just having dinner.
I actually had another piece planned to post first with this drawing but I just love this drawing so much, I decided to make this it's own post.
Ohhh handy
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@fanovember! Category: variable/fanfiction. Running since 2023. 2024 status: prompts are posted.
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Cass is busy painting her toes. The whole day is blocked off for this, thank you.
Cass is stuck in Spirit World
Cass is on a mission with the Birds of Prey!
Cass is doing a food tour of [insert city]. She cannot be reached for 5 business days.
Cass is on an undercover mission with Justice League Elite
Cass is on a globe-trotting adventure with Lady Shiva. She's surely having a great, angst-free time!
Cass is on a secret Batman-ordained mission that he trusts no one else but her with
Cass is doing a food eating contest right now and she's winning
Cass is playing rooftag tag with Steph! Do not interrupt!
Cass is on a Babs-enforced vacation and it is not going well :(
Cass is gone. No one knows where she is. She'll probably be back in a few days
Cass is visiting Bà Bao, Van, Liam, and Tony in their restaurant <3
Cass is helping Dick out in Bludhaven with a mission
Cass is breaking into the ballet academy to watch the dancers
Cass is beating up every gang in Gotham for some mission of her own
That's only a select few! Anyone feel free to add more, and fic writers feel free to use any of these!!