We Have An Emergency

the halo is a placeholder for a cooler effect, trust outfit is mostly what he was wearing pre-capture those ink cuffs represent magic sealwork that can effectively replace actual metal cuffs (only for the most part lol)

Oh I had sooo much fun on this guy's face. The expression is equal parts Disgust and Snarl btw, I think it works 🖤 I made custom greens for his hair bc nothing was quite right. And lots of brass and coppers for makeup and accents! also- there's claws now!!! and you can color them individually! heroforge has come so far i love it so much!

And here he is! My baby boy! mwah mwah His hair is black at the ends bc he dyed it a while back (inspired by a ninblr post that has escaped back to the nether for now) The mask is used when he's trying to disguise himself (either because he's super mixed and that's super dangerous in areas, or because he's the Warlord Garmadon's only child). also featured is more nail options and a sleeve tat! still deciding on what exactly but this one seems likely.

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

which americans? where???? shoes are not an indoor thing

Do you think when Damian first arrived at Gotham and to the Wayne Manor, he got an ick because Americans wear shoes indoors? Imagine him automatically starting to take off his shoes, searching for slippers, and realising that everyone just... walk around in their boots... without a care in the world?

Dick, jumping on the coach with his converses, straight from the street: So, watcha doing?

Damian, with his eye twitching: ...Why would you do that.

Damian, entering Tim's room to announce that the dinner is ready: Drake, Alfred had-

Tim, laying on his bed in his shoes peacefully:

Damian, through his gritted teeth: Unbecoming.

Tim: I JUST BREATHED

The pills meme but it's things i wish i had

the actual answer btw is "why does batman in particular have to kill him?" get the us justice system to do it or do it yourself jeez

More dc characters as texts with my friends

due to lazard and tseng getting sick heidigger gets put in charge how does it go

Heidegger suggests Sephiroth should cut his hair, and this immediately radicalizes him.

*Sephiroth is at his desk tearing pages out of reports and folding them into origami. Genesis bursts through the door, wearing the standard issue First Class uniform*

Genesis: Can you believe this barbarism Heidegger has us wear? No customizations? My individuality? Erased! My freedom? Suppressed! My coat—

Sephiroth: Gone. Like my respect for authority.

*Sephiroth proudly presents a stack of paper cranes made with highly classified field reports*

Genesis: What in Minerva's name are you doing?

Sephiroth: Engineering dissent. Origami is art, and art is rebellion.

*He begins tying string to the ceiling fan blades, and attaching them to his paper cranes*

Genesis: ....

*Angeal walks in*

Angeal: Can you believe Heidegger cut the funding for the new training program? I swear to Gaia, that man is going to start a shitstorm here at SOLDIER.

*Sephiroth flips the fan to full power, sending a paper storm spiraling through the room, everyone has to duck to avoid being hit by paper cranes*

Angeal: THERE IT IS. THERE'S THE SHITSTORM.

Sephiroth: Shitstorms are first step to revolution.

if anon really stood by their words they wouldn't be on anon ngl

hey man as someone who doesn’t gaf about jay or nya at all i gotta tell you that you’re lowkey being cooked rn and u gotta just take an L when it comes your way

Mind you the thing I’m being “cooked” about is that I think bizarro jay using the fact he looks liked jay in order to pull Nya into a kiss without her knowing it’s not actually jay is assault because Nya cannot consent if she is being actively deceived and she is being forcibly grabbed and pushed into it.

It is genuinely gross how often this fandom is willing to downplay genuine assault for the sake of their fictional man.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted