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“Rayban charity glasses event” is a scam don’t click any link in a post that says that.

Old tumblr users remember this scam back when it first went out.

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

hm? oh shoot the other wraiths are here already! crap i gotta go find some crystals

big news—i am opening a portal to the land of wraiths. defend the crystals!

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i love seeing flirty anon because it's like they're slowly opening up to us and revealing more about themselves and soon they will not be as anonymous as previously thought

Dick wears superheros' merch all the time, this of course includes his siblings' merch.

Dick (supposedly) doesn't know it, but his siblings have a collective bet on what merch he'll wear next. Obviously he can't know, or there will be preferences.

He usually takes turns in no specific order, but making sure not to wear the same merch twice in a week. They can be noticeable things like t-shirts, or more discreet things like necklaces or bracelets.

Now, Jason is at a disadvantage, isn't he? There isn't much crime lord merch out there after all... But Dick finds ways, like wearing a t-shirt with a red bat on it, and if anyone asks, he can just say it's Batman's and that's it (he also can't go around wearing clothes that make him look like he supports a criminal).

Anyway, Dick definitely knows about this, so sometimes, depending on whether he's mad or happy with either of them, he wears more or less of their merch.

When he is angry with the family, he wears only merch of the JL members, no bats.

(Bruce won't stop glaring at Hal all week because Dick wore a Green Lantern jacket instead of the Batman's one).

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Obligatory redraw of Live Telemachus Reaction

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.