Early Homo Sapiens B Like Help I Cant Stop Making Bowls . Help I Cant Stop Domesticating Plants And Animals.

Phrases to borrow for my next migraine.

|\|\◜◜◝╮ 朋友們來找小悟空拿紅包囉

ᥫ᭡ ' ω . )꒱Friends, come and get red envelopes from Xiao Wukong！🧧🧧

i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

:( its too cloudy here to even try

blood moon isn't here :(

it will come to a vote. i need you to vote i stay, alright? vote STAY and mail it in. i not gonna be no jason todd, hear me? VOTE STAY

(im scared of the dark 🌑)

ninjago oc that is constantly breaking the fourth wall

i keep having to retype :(

anyway ive been calling it monsters au generally because! almost no one is human!

it starts with kai (angel-type) being separated from his chorus/slaughter and captured to be brought to market as a rare specimen.

morro is a harpy who's been hunting crime in oni country lately and destroys the market kai's being held at (among other flammable things)

lloyd is a baby hybrid (himself a child of two hybrids) who snuck into the market while looking for a friend and gets caught up in kai's situation

oh fun!

mix of the body and the usual frontman

maybe mostly the frontman lol

no its a mix

tagging @silverutahraptor, @silent-silver-slip, @dragons-locator, @magicalpoptarts, @flirty-anon

and of course anyone who wants to hop on!

picrew tag game! 🖤🔪💋 picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/257476

I did two bc the hair options were so so so cute and I couldn’t resist loll. also if there is a lollipop option you can assume I’m going to use it bc I’m a candy addict 🍭

tagging @vilecemetery @rottingangel9 @eloisesecret @preposterousray @sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast @shubhadeep385 @urlocalbone @mossterious @butterflypython @voidze @goddessdiary @heavensentfawn @noisette-tornade

and anyone else who wants to join

Ides of March 2026 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2070 years since Caesar's death day

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

Chen is one of my favorite villains of Ninjago 🐍💜