One Of My Favourite Parts About Autistic People Is How You Can Use Other Peoples' Reflections Of Them

One of my favourite parts about autistic people is how you can use other peoples' reflections of them like an echolocation bullshit detector. Like they personally do not need to do shit for this to work, they just passively emit their own autistic vibe that bounces off every surface around them, and you can assess another person's level of self-awareness by how they reflect it back.

"Autistic people do not understand social hierarchy" nope, they understand you're supposed to be an authority here, but they won't politely pretend to respect you if they think you're incompetent.

"Autistic people do not understand humour" nope, they just don't politely pretend to laugh to humour you, and you are simply not funny.

"Autistic people are rude" nope, they just don't think it's polite to lie to you, and don't care about trying to tell you what they think you want to hear instead of telling you what they think.

"Autistic people sometimes have emotional meltdowns for absolutely no reason" nope, you're just insufferable to be around and the person with the lowest tolerance of your shit is simply the canary in the coal mine who breaks first.

WIIIIIIP

He looks pretty, doesn't he? he looks nice when he's not angry or worried or sad and stuff. well, he looks nice when he's like that too, but it's good that he's not like that all the time anymore. I always traumatise the shit out of him, but he always ends in happiness

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art ninjago morro :D morro wu not fic

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chaotetothecore

2 months ago

I'm sure this has been done before

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ninjago actually me tho iykyk <3 zane julian not fic

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chaotetothecore

4 months ago

A note for every day of the scrooge

ebb 'n eez 'er scrooge???? i hardly know 'er!

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chaotetothecore

3 months ago

the groundhog reportedly saw "a blood red sun. in the foreground a massive wheel framing the sun in the sky. the wheel has ceased to turn". nobody is sure what this means but its probably fine

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hmmmm wizardposting not fic best consult the Almanac for this one

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chaotetothecore

3 months ago

This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

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art not fic

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chaotetothecore

4 months ago

happy new years everyone

(live jayce reaction:)

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chaotetothecore

2 months ago

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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current events like to charge reblog to cast not fic

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chaotetothecore

1 month ago

if you can't produce your own webbing, storebought is fine

so much care put into housing this aging spider. why are my eyes wet

(tiktok link)

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accessibility spiders not fic

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chaotetothecore

4 months ago

"I don't want to read this" is totally valid.

"This is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't want to read this because it is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.

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fandom not fic

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chaotetothecore

1 month ago

sensei g simply cannot match her freak, it is that simple

I haaaaate Sensei Garmadon/Koko y'all like I'm not gonna lie it goes contrary to everything I stand for. It's such a fucking superficial pairing, just "oh well Sensei Garmadon is clearly the Best Garmadon and Koko is obviously Better Than Misako so we should just put them together and then Lloyd can have perfect parents!" and it's sooo fucking bullshit. I mean for starters those two would have zero chemistry. Koko fell in love with crazy freaky four-armed warlord Garmadon, she would not be interested in a sad, pacifist old man with only two arms. There's just zero appeal to it whatsoever. Even when Koko's paired with other versions of show!Garm it's just so flavourless. Cannot fucking stand it.

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ninjago not fic

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