Coincidentally, Same

PSA the reason the pornbots are bad is NOT cause it’s porn and you will damage your pure morally correct eyes if you accidentally see a pussy. They’re bad cause they’re spam. The fact that it happens to be porn is infuriating because we had all our non-spam, unique, female-made-for-a-female-audience porn censored, but it’s not the porn that makes it bad! It’s the spam. Spam. It’s bad cause it’s spam, my kids.

@silent-silver-slip tada

Get Ready For FFC 2025: Roadtrip!

February is approaching fast! The 2000s are old enough to rent a car, so we're taking the February Ficlet Challenge on a roadtrip! One of each day's prompts will have something to do with travel or driving.

Start putting together your lists of pairings or characters!

For those just joining us, the FFC works like this:

Make yourself a list of 28 pairings or characters you want to write for.

Check this tumblr every February morning for the day's prompts.

Write a ficlet of at least 200 words using at least one of the day's prompts and the next character or pairing in your list.

Post that ficlet to the February Ficlet Challenge 2025 AO3 Collection.

For hard mode, write and post the ficlet the same day as the prompts go live!

All that said, we're pretty flexible - feel free to write all your ficlets for one pairing; to only write for those of the prompts that speak to you; to post after February is over; to write poems or meta instead of ficlets. We're here to have fun and make more fic happen!

The FFC 2024 AO3 collection will be closing at the end of January.

Looking forward to rainstorms and warm winds, another year at a better workplace, putting affairs in order (and hopefully not needing them), tasting more things, and getting back in touch with my adrenaline junkie.

happy new years everyone

(live jayce reaction:)

There is something so sad about Donna getting to meet her best friend's father in a dream.

callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

🎶 IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL FLY AWAY FROM HERE🎶

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(Bonus: one reblog to save a Babygeal from the haters)

@reggie-trying-thier-best @har-har-harvey

you two. keep talking.

*popcorn*

a death in the family adaptation but it's muppets and b is the token human

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