☁︎✰*.✧Deeply obsessed with The Butcher | Vastard | She/it | This is a record of my hyperfixations and mental illness.✧.*✰☁︎
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Someone needs to do this immediately
so when are we going to allow kayne x manager selfcest cuz i think im ready for that
tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut
Constantine
Harlan just LOVES to fuck with us doesn't he 😭
HARLAN WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
WHICH DONT YOU REMEMBER ONE
HARLAN WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
Notice how The Manager tamps down his laughter whenever it starts to get too manic so that he doesn't sound like the version of himself that he so despises... WHAT THE HELL
Okay so I was right about the Waylay coming back, I was right about the lighter... I was MOSTLY wrong
I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO HEAR PARKER!!!! NO WAY!!!
I AM IN SHOCK YALL
-Arthur and John are probably going to be separated for a WHILE this time 💔 (What if John is stuck in Arthur's body in the real world while Arthur has to fight for his life fully blind and alone in the Dark World? What happens then?)
-That piece of Lilith is definitely going to play some kind of role, I just don't know what it is yet
-Possible Charlie Dowd reappearance⁉️Please let him come back I miss my beautiful princess
-I feel like the lighter isn't going to follow him for once, or it *is* going to follow him and serve as some kind of demon repellent (if he does end up in the Dark World, which he most likely will)
-I want to think that Arthur will end up in the Waylay, but I doubt that Kayne would do something that merciful (which begs the question, does Kayne have any control over where people go when they die?)
-Speaking of the Waylay, that place HAS to come back, right?? No way season 6 is ONLY going to involve the Dark World
-THE BUTCHER COMES BACK TRUST ME GUYS (I am severely delusional and I miss my wife)
-By the way, does anyone remember that shard of light that Arthur kept on him in season 3? What happened to that? Is it going to come back or am I just going insane
If any of these sound stupid please forgive me I have never done this before
HARLAN WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
-Arthur and John are probably going to be separated for a WHILE this time 💔 (What if John is stuck in Arthur's body in the real world while Arthur has to fight for his life fully blind and alone in the Dark World? What happens then?)
-That piece of Lilith is definitely going to play some kind of role, I just don't know what it is yet
-Possible Charlie Dowd reappearance⁉️Please let him come back I miss my beautiful princess
-I feel like the lighter isn't going to follow him for once, or it *is* going to follow him and serve as some kind of demon repellent (if he does end up in the Dark World, which he most likely will)
-I want to think that Arthur will end up in the Waylay, but I doubt that Kayne would do something that merciful (which begs the question, does Kayne have any control over where people go when they die?)
-Speaking of the Waylay, that place HAS to come back, right?? No way season 6 is ONLY going to involve the Dark World
-THE BUTCHER COMES BACK TRUST ME GUYS (I am severely delusional and I miss my wife)
-By the way, does anyone remember that shard of light that Arthur kept on him in season 3? What happened to that? Is it going to come back or am I just going insane
If any of these sound stupid please forgive me I have never done this before
My friends whenever I start talking about Malevolent
A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
I love her to death
Is this my sign to move to the UK
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
i had a dream there was nuclear site-wide discourse on here over a post that was like "if youre sucking a blonde man's cock youre sucking on a clitoris 🗣" it was so real i feel like im still there
You're going to get a lot more of that 😭
just started the podcast but as much as I love the idea of jarthur as a qpr the sound of John saying "oh, Arthur..." is pornographic
my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them
Kayne's meltdown(?) In ep 52 didn't suprise me as much. We've seen him tear apart people in ep 20 purely out of boredom.
Like pop off Kayne, give us more blood curdling screams. We love the funky lil guy that Kayne is
We doooo
Let's not forget the fact that she GOUGED OUT HER EYES
Last episode of tmagp was Wild. Imagine trying to explain to this random sweet innocent bastard, who has Not been through the horrors, that during the apocalypse you became a cult leader along with your mean girlfriend and that you were friends with The Main Guy, who was a loser and also your partner's ex. Like, where do you even start. How do you unpack that shit
"You’re so polite" thanks i was raised in constant fear of upsetting people.
idk about you all but ceasing to exist sounds more than perfect to me
sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
Exam season mood
I lied I don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. Let’s discuss Dostoevsky.
Why are you apologising? I am in full support
I think I need to crush Kayne's windpipe tear him open and feast on his artificial flesh that is a twisted mockery and abomination to mortal life itself.
What