Getting an entire plate of food that looks delicious and then taking the first bite and it turns out disgusting makes me wish I was a Stark at the Red Wedding...
This right here is why my best friend is more awesome than your best friend. "You gonna die for some chickens?" "Someone is"
Finished this baby last night! Planning on hanging it in my kitchen after I get a proper frame for it.
I feel like instead of being one of those parents that makes their unborn child listen to classical music in the womb, I'm just going to play my child all the vines I find hilarious on repeat, and the internet will explode as he will be born a cat and instead of my water breaking it will be a fountain of rainbows and his first words will be..."u mad bro?"...
Only at your Best Friend's house can you accidentally nap and she keeps the house quiet, cool and you don't wake up with sharpie on your face. Thanks Nerdstackular!
This is a horrible idea…if you notice, yes he tilts the gun up, but as he kicks he brings it right back into line with his face and the bad guy still has his fingers on the trigger…accidental fire waiting to happen…so unless you like the idea of blowing your face off…this only looks cool. Plus, if the person pointing the gun doesn't support your weight when you go to jump, you'll just pull the gun down and he'll fire it into your chest instead...
:-) by lol adam
So, my washer broke this week and I was told I need to disconnect the old one in preparation for the one that is coming on Saturday... Kinda nervous, every time I think of detaching the hoses I have this horror picture in my mind of screwing it up, having hot water splash my face, and looking like this forever...
Wish me luck...I don't think I'd look very pretty with a beard...
:’( by hi im josh
who remembers this classic
"Everybody dies Tracy. Someone is carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. Trick is, die of old age before it finds you."
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