How To Make The Signs Happy

The Archetypes as Villains

This could also be read as the shadow side of each energy in its most extreme form.

Aries- A human bomb waiting to go off, someone that acts on impulse, that cannot contain the shadow side inside them almost like the Hulk. Power comes from being the strongest, from a physicality, from brawn. A simple jolt could knock them from sense into reacting in the heat of the moment.

Taurus- Someone powered by greed and possessiveness, so think corrupt business people, wall street brokers, bankers. They would find power in the material world, and may become so trapped in the five senses that they lose all sense of soul beyond this. Corruption comes in the form of excess.

Gemini- A double crosser, someone that can turn people against and play them off each other. They could appear in one form to one person, and in another to another, think mystique. Charisma, charm and intellect would be used to run rings around their opponents.

Cancer- Emotional manipulation, a feeling of making others feel sorry for them or playing the victim, somewhat deceptive. They may commit crimes in passionate moments, overcome by an irrational emotion. There could be a defensiveness or paranoia that leads them to believe that the world is out to get them, and therefore anything they do is justified.

Leo- Think a power hungry King or Queen, a volatile one whose self-worth demands the appreciation from their subjects, somewhat like Loki. They would rule in their own self interest at the expense of those around them. There would be greed, orders, and a sense of others needing to appease them at all times to escape fear.

Virgo- The “brains.” Someone that uses their vision for intricacy to run rings around others intellectually. They can get things down practically, uniting this grounded energy with their often crystal sharp mind. They would be the ones behind the computers, initiating cyber attacks or leaking classified information.

Libra- Libra could have a way of playing with peoples emotions, of forming attachments and using them in a savvy way to their advantage to get ahead in life. They could infiltrate any social circle, only to turn it inwards on itself, to play people like puppets. Their knowledge and interest in people in general lends them the information to peoples sore spots, especially because they are often friendly appearing and seemingly trustworthy.

Scorpio- A truth seeker to the extreme, where they like to hold a mirror up to society, giving people the impossible, unwinnable choice. They may use the corruption of others as an excuse for their own corruption, forcing those secret parts of ourselves into the light unwillingly.

Sagittarius- They would likely be drawn to an ideology, holding it as superior than the ones of those around them. They would be hot headed and exude a confidence, often a charismatic one that can bring others with them. Their quest for knowledge, no matter of what form, could lead them to pry where it is best that no one pries.

Capricorn- Someone that is power hungry, maybe even an authoritarian governmental figure, someone that uses the financial industry to their advantage. There could be the use of tunnel vision to such an extreme that the emotional world gets cut off entirely. 

Aquarius-  An anarchist perhaps, someone that finds a beauty in the act of destroying something itself, in chaos. Or some kind of brainiac who thinks that progress and invention is the only way for the world to adapt no matter what it wipes out on the way, what foundations become broken, a kind of survival of the fittest way of looking at the world. An eccentric genius.

Pisces- Someone that dedicates and sacrifices themselves for a corrupt or nefarious cause. They may initially enjoy the breakdown of barriers between themselves and others, only to find that they may have been deceived themselves. Their chameleon persona is mysterious and inviting, used to draw people in, yet also deceptive,

Zodiac signs as animals (my associations)

Aries: Tuatara, Otter, Killer Whale.  Taurus: Golden Eagle, American Bison, Jaguar.   Gemini: Giant Barracuda, Dickcissel, Anaconda.   Cancer: Arctic hare, Grizzly Bear, Seal.   Leo: Great White Shark, Polar Bear, Tasmanian Devil. Virgo: Springhare, Pine Marten, Giant Panda Bear.   Libra: Gray Whale, Puma, Henslow’s Sparrow. Scorpio: Chameleon, Bald Eagle, Lynx. Sagittarius: Beaver, Caribou, Hawksbill Sea Turtle. Capricorn: American Alligator, Red Fox, Jackal.   Aquarius: Yellow mongoose, Gray Wolf, Kirtland’s Warbler. Pisces: Serval, Bottlenose Dolphin, Dingo.

Sam: *can't find Dean in a crowd*

Sam: *cups hands like a megaphone* OH NO, I'M DYING

Dean: *in the distance* ONE SOUL, ONE SOUL GOING OUT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER, CAN I GET A YEAR, ONE YEAR, GOING FOR ONE YEAR, DO I HEAR A FIVE, FIVE YEARS--

Sam: There he is.

The signs stuck on an island :

Aries: "I'm in charge nobody mess with me!"

Taurus: "but...what will we eat..."

Gemini: *isolation gets to them* *talks to self*

Cancer: worried about loved ones.

Leo: I live a luxurious lifestyle this isn't gonna work out.

Libra: sits quietly. No hope.

Virgo: thinking of a rational solution to the problem

Scorpio: hugging Virgo for comfort

Sagittarius: trying to be optimistic

Aquarius: weirding out

Capricorn: builds a boat out of things they find on the island

Pisces: swimming lol

GODS VS TITANS

Gods: Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

Titans: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

The Signs as Crowley Quotes

Aries: "I do what I want, when I want."

Taurus: "That's my line!"

Gemini: "We have a little something called integrity!"

Cancer: "I just want to be loved!"

Leo: "Love it when you get all tough."

Virgo: "I'm in the business of making dreams come true."

Libra: "Maybe you should try Plan D, for 'dumbass'."

Scorpio: "Let's go take a howl at that moon."

Sagittarius: "I torture all my friends, it's how I show love."

Capricorn: "I was an attractive child, I could juggle."

Aquarius: "This is, by far, the dumbest idea you've ever had!"

Pisces: "Feelings!"

Colorful Astrology: Shades of GREEN

Aries: Lime

Taurus: Emerald

Gemini: Pear

Cancer: Pistachio

Leo: Chartreuse

Virgo: Crocodile

Libra: Olive

Scorpio: Pine

Sagittarius: Parakeet

Capricorn: Sage

Aquarius: Seafoam

Pisces: Mint

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The Signs as The Muses

Calliope (epic poetry): Leo, Capricorn

Clio (History): Aries

Erato (lyric poetry): Pisces

Melpomene (tragedy): Cancer,

Euterpe (music): Aquarius,

Urania (astronomy): Taurus, Libra

Thalia (comedy): Gemini, Sagittarius

Polyhymnia (choral poetry): Scorpio

Terpsichore (dance): Virgo

Zodiac Mythical Races

Aries: Werewolves- also known as Lycans legend has it that they were a race of people who could purposely turn into larger-than-normal wolves, but some stories differ saying that it was a curse that turned a human into a half-man/half-wolf monster without his consent during a full moon. 

Taurus: Dryads- also know as wood nymphs dryads were extremely beautiful and were literally the spirits of the trees. Legend has it that if the tree they were from died so would they. Love of nature, and an extremely strong tie to their home/roots nothing screams Taurus more. 

Gemini: Fairies-Small magical creatures often depicted with butterfly, or insect wings. Are known to be small in stature and mischievous in nature. They cannot lie but they have been known to be very persuasive with their words. 

Cancer: Sirens- Not to be confused with mermaids the original sirens had wings, but they lived by the sea. In some legends they were beautiful women who sang sailors to the rocks and drowned them, in other stories the sang them to the rocks to devour the sailors themselves. 

Leo: Nephilim-The offspring of humans and angels in some stories they are giants, who are taller, stronger and dumber than most humans. In other stories they are beautiful/handsome creatures with retractable wings of ether, known for their passionate and ruthless behavior. Strong , handsome/beautiful, vain, and addicted to luxury sounds pretty Leo to me. 

Virgo: Elves-magical creatures that often live apart from society, but have been know to both help and hinder humans. They are ageless peaceful and very beautiful. They live by their values, and value logic above all else. 

Libra: Sylphs- Also known as air elementals they are known as the protectors of beauty and the promoters of vanity. They are said to protect the looks of those they favor. They are also responsible for the formations of the clouds.

Scorpio: Vampires- these beings are said to be very hard to resist and emanate a powerful attractive aura. They can’t force anyone to do anything but they are very persuasive and it takes a strong person to say no. Dark, sultry, and sexy.

Saggittarius: Centaurs-Half-human/half-horse Centaurs are the physical representation of logic over animal nature. They are great teachers and philosophizers, but they are also compelled by a lusty physical animal nature. 

Capricorn: Satyr-The half-man/half-goat known for its sexual nature. As Dionysian animals they believed that every physical pleasure was made for them and often enjoyed all of them in excess. As they got older however some believe Satyr grew more sober taking on the responsibility of preserving the wild. 

Aquarius: Androids-part human part robot they are more attractive, more intelligent, and stronger than humans. However they are emotionally inept and lacking in areas of creativity. they are also known to get sick of the error of humans and revolt from time to time. Intelligent, un emotional, and revolutionary. 

Pisces: Mermaids- half-human/ half-fish and the subject of worldwide folklore. Mermaids belong to the sea and our seen as more spiritual than humans. they have hauntingly beautiful voices, but generally don’t have a need to kill humans. Beautiful, ethereal, and untouchable.

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The Sign’s Handwriting (Mercury)

**Mercury rules communication, speech, and writing, so it also determines handwriting. You can also check your sun sign for this.

Aries: big letters, gets sloppier as they get farther along—although it may not have been neat to begin with. bares down hard, breaks pencil tips easily. 

Taurus: rigid. classic. doesn’t venture far from the standard letter writing techniques. probably really good at cursive and calligraphy. 

Gemini: constantly changing the way they write letters, switches back and forth between print and cursive. probably good at imitating other people’s handwriting. pointy letters.

Cancer: pretty handwriting. simple. easy to read. letters are spaced kind of far apart. most likely to dot their i’s with circles or hearts.

Leo: big, fanciful letters. has a unique, creative way of writing. they probably do some odd little thing that most people find strange. most obnoxious signature ever. 

Virgo: small, neat, precise letters spaced kind of close together. writes in perfectly straight lines. letters don’t slant. judges people for their sloppy handwriting. 

Libra: teenage girl handwriting where every letter is the same size and height. really neat and aesthetically pleasing to look at. 

Scorpio: possibly sloppy handwriting. curly letters that aren’t always the same size. doesn’t stay inside the lines.

Sagittarius: writes quickly but neatly. doesn’t bare down very hard. writes just above the line and spreads their words out. probably developed really good shorthand for taking notes.

Capricorn: carefully and methodically writes every word. perfect print handwriting. perfect cursive. simple and clean. straight lines. no slants or curves. maybe a little bit boring, as far as handwriting goes.

Aquarius: 75 percent neat. 25 percent sloppy. gets worse as they lose motivation. words may be spread out. Starts writing certain letters differently because they feel like it. has pretty handwriting but always says they don’t.

Pisces: words slant either to the right or left. words are kind of spaced out. doesn’t bare down very hard. handwriting has a dreamy sort of quality. rounded letters. the type to write in half cursive, half print.