One Scene From Lazarus Rising With Captions For The Wincest-impaired. 

Zodiac Masterlist

 Signs as SPN Soulmates

Signs as SPN Weapons

Signs as SPN Characters

Signs as SPN Seasons

Signs as SPN Actors

Signs as Cas/Dean

Signs As SPN Quotes

Signs as Types of Deans

Signs as SPN Gifs

Signs as Destiel Gifs

Signs as SPN Halloween Gifs

Signs as Supernatural Creatures

Signs as SPN Christmas Gifs

Signs as Types of Hunters

The Signs as Ocean Life

Aries:Sharks Taurus:Seahorses Gemini:Stingrays Cancer:Hermit Crabs Leo:Dolphins Virgo:Starfish Libra:Clownfish Scorpio:Puffer Fish Sagittarius:Sea Turtles Capricorn:Octopuses Aquarius:Cuttlefish Pisces:Whales

CAREER CHOICES FOR THE ZODIAC SIGNS

Aries: Firefighter, police officer, defense attorney, parks and recreation, soldier, stunt person

Taurus: Gardener, chef, legal consultant, engineer, designer, artist, teacher, receptionist

Gemini: Entrepreneur, lawyer, writer, historian, comedian, computer, tech support

Cancer: Teacher, social worker, nurse, artist, chef, interior designer, real estate agent

Leo: CEO, performer, fashion designer, politician, salesperson, socialite

Virgo: Writer, doctor, counselor, critic, editor, linguist, teacher, accountant

Libra: Lawyer, diplomat, socialite, counselor, fashion designer, politician, spokesperson

Scorpio: Detective, police officer, scientist, researcher, psychologist/psychiatrist, private investigator

Sagittarius: Politician, coach, travel agent, philosopher, environmentalist, explorer, translator

Capricorn: Manager, politician, administrator, CEO, accountant, entrepreneur, private investigator

Aquarius: Scientist, pilot, astronomer, writer, musician, designer, politician, judge, social worker

Pisces: Musician, dancer, artist, entertainer, photographer, animal service, nurse

Aries ~ Goddess of Dawn, Illumination and Awakening Taurus ~ Goddess of Earth Gemini ~ Goddess of Learning Cancer ~ Goddess of Lunar Mysteries Leo ~ Goddess of Sacred Love Virgo ~ Goddess of Healing and Curatives Libra ~ Goddess of Divine Feminine Power Scorpio ~ Goddess of the Dead Sagittarius ~ Goddess of Prophecy and Mythology Capricorn ~ Goddess of Divine Law and Order Aquarius ~ Goddess of the Cosmos and Astrology Pisces ~ Goddess of the Night

-C.

[art: Vaughn Pinpin]

the signs as superpowers

aries : telekinesis

taurus : animal communication

gemini : laser vision

cancer : empath

leo : no power, you're just a good person

virgo : super speed

libra : super intelligence

scorpio : mind control

sagittarius : super strength

capricorn : immortality

aquarius : being rich

pisces : all of them

of heaven and hell

aries: a heavenly body of grace coming to accompany a hurt soul to bring them where they belong, covered in iron armor or a white dress with a red bleed at the heart, not indicating their cause of death

taurus: a strong advisor alternating between being a welcomer at the gates of heaven as well as the gates of hell, previously a tortured soul whom has now found peace, takes on the form of a young teen

gemini: an administer of purgatory who manipulates indecisive souls, typically skips or sprints to their destination, takes on the form of a child

cancer: a scribe at the check-in of purgatory, automatically recognizes you and writes down your name, and asks you to write your signature with a feather and quill in the adjacent box with a smile, takes on the form of the first person you lost in your life

leo: a floating body with a back-lit seemingly angelic presence, generally a guide amongst the stairway to heaven, or a transporter between the various layers of hell (often lets people they deem innocent to escape), takes on the form of their favorite age of their most recent life

virgo: an esteemed coach/trainer for anyone wanting to move up from purgatory or to escape hell, granted permission to do so by the Higher Power, takes on their form of themselves one year before they died, but generally with animal-like adaptations (wings, horns, feathers, etc.)

libra: used as an exemplary for anyone in any faction of the Afterlife, has been to all three factions (for various reasons), and now cannot be reincarnated and serves as a council member of the Higher Power, is allowed to serve with one loved one, both in their form of when they first fell in love or discovered their bond

scorpio: a guardian angel who takes upon their eventual age in their twenties, however looks nothing like a stereotypical angel and is amongst the living, visible only to those who seek their help willingly

sagittarius: the guardian of all animals, who gives each animal the best care possible and finds their owners to reunite them eventually, serves with their best friend from their most recent life, and can communicate with animals they have been reincarnated as once before, takes on the same form as virgo

capricorn: the one who ties up all loose ends and makes amends between the dead and the living, (for example) if a dead soul hadn't gotten to say goodbye to a loved one, they would deliver a sense of peace to the loved one, also known as the stage of acceptance in the five stages of grief, takes on any form they wish

aquarius: a Judge apart of the Higher Power council, who determines where a person is to go; Heaven, Purgatory, etc., often feels guilt or regret toward their decisions, takes on the form of themselves during the age they were the most pure

pisces: takes on the form at which they found themselves the most beautiful, is the orchestrator of all heavenly activities, and arguably has the most envied job in all of the Afterlife

The Sign’s Handwriting (Mercury)

**Mercury rules communication, speech, and writing, so it also determines handwriting. You can also check your sun sign for this.

Aries: big letters, gets sloppier as they get farther along—although it may not have been neat to begin with. bares down hard, breaks pencil tips easily. 

Taurus: rigid. classic. doesn’t venture far from the standard letter writing techniques. probably really good at cursive and calligraphy. 

Gemini: constantly changing the way they write letters, switches back and forth between print and cursive. probably good at imitating other people’s handwriting. pointy letters.

Cancer: pretty handwriting. simple. easy to read. letters are spaced kind of far apart. most likely to dot their i’s with circles or hearts.

Leo: big, fanciful letters. has a unique, creative way of writing. they probably do some odd little thing that most people find strange. most obnoxious signature ever. 

Virgo: small, neat, precise letters spaced kind of close together. writes in perfectly straight lines. letters don’t slant. judges people for their sloppy handwriting. 

Libra: teenage girl handwriting where every letter is the same size and height. really neat and aesthetically pleasing to look at. 

Scorpio: possibly sloppy handwriting. curly letters that aren’t always the same size. doesn’t stay inside the lines.

Sagittarius: writes quickly but neatly. doesn’t bare down very hard. writes just above the line and spreads their words out. probably developed really good shorthand for taking notes.

Capricorn: carefully and methodically writes every word. perfect print handwriting. perfect cursive. simple and clean. straight lines. no slants or curves. maybe a little bit boring, as far as handwriting goes.

Aquarius: 75 percent neat. 25 percent sloppy. gets worse as they lose motivation. words may be spread out. Starts writing certain letters differently because they feel like it. has pretty handwriting but always says they don’t.

Pisces: words slant either to the right or left. words are kind of spaced out. doesn’t bare down very hard. handwriting has a dreamy sort of quality. rounded letters. the type to write in half cursive, half print. 

Signs as sea monsters

Aries: Jörmungandr- The jörmungandr, which can be found in Norse mythology, is also known as World Serpent. As a baby, the monster was thrown into the ocean by Odin. By the time it had grown, it was large enough to wrap itself around the earth and grasp its own tail. Legend says that it is still holding onto its own tail and the day it releases it, various natural disasters and battles will ensue known as Ragnarök.  Ragnarök will end up destroying the world.

Taurus: Cuchivilu- The cuchivilu is an aquatic creature from Chilota mythology. It is approximately the size of a sea lion and is half pig, half snake. This creature inhabits the bottom of the sea and occasionally will rest on the muddy, shallow shores. They can also be found in lagoons and swamps. You should always be careful when wading or bathing near a cuchivilu because if you do, soon you will be covered in grains and scabies. The grunt of a cuchivilu is also said to curse you with a short life. The creature will destroy fishing pens and eat all of the fish- the water in which this is done is then cursed and no fisherman will ever be able to catch another fish.

Gemini: Aspidochelone- Described as a large whale or sea turtle, it is a sea monster that is so enormous it is often mistaken for an island. This is understandable because the back of the aspidochelone is covered with rocks, valleys, sand dunes, trees and other greenery. It comes to the surface from the depths of the ocean and entices sailors to land upon it. It then dives deep, pulling its victims deep under the water where they are then devoured. 

Cancer: Umibōzu- The umibōzu is a Japanese sea spirit said to live in the ocean and destroy or capsize the ship of anyone who dares speak to it. Believed to be the angry spirits of drowned monks or priests, they take on the shape of a giant human with pitch black skin and large eyes. Sometimes instead of capsizing the ship right away, the umibōzu will ask the crew members for a barrel and then use it to fill the ship with water, eventually sinking it. The only way to avoid this fate is to trick the umibōzu by giving it a bottomless barrel. Only then will you have a chance to escape.

Leo: Kraken- This legendary sea monster is one feared by many. It is said to dwell off the coasts of Norway and Greenland. Stories of the monster may have originated from giant squid sightings. The Kraken is depicted as a large octopus-like creature with spikes on it’s suckers. It will attack ships or eat them whole. It also is known to create very sudden and very dangerous currents.

Virgo: Siren- Sirens are dangerous creatures that can be found in Greek mythology. Using their enchanting music and voices, they lure nearby sailors, causing their ship to crash on the coast of the siren’s island. Now trapped, the sirens kill and eat them. Sometimes, instead of being lured, the sailors are lulled to sleep with the creature’s beautiful voice. Once asleep, the sirens come aboard the ship and kill them. In early Greek art, sirens are depicted as woman-bird hybrids. Later, they were depicted to resemble beautiful and seductive women. In addition to their beautiful appearance and voice, they can also be heard playing a harp.

Libra: Abaia- The abaia is a large and magical eel-like creature which can be found in Melanesian mythology. It is said to dwell in freshwater lakes. The abaia considers all of the creatures in the lake to be its children. Therefore, it will kill anyone who tries to harm or disturb them. Legend says that once a man fished in the lake of an abaia and caught an abundance of fish. The next day, he brought all of the townspeople to fish some more. This angered the abaia. The next day, the abaia caused a huge rainstorm which significantly raised the water level, flooding the town and drowning everyone in it with exception of one woman who did not eat any of the fish.

Scorpio: Leviathan- The leviathan is an extremely powerful and terrifying biblical creature. During the Middle Ages, it was used as an image of Satan. The leviathan would endanger God’s creatures by attempting to eat them. It is known to be one of the Seven Princes of Hell, classified as the demon of envy. It can also breathe fire, sometimes boiling the surrounding water which completely melts the skin off of unsuspecting victims. When the leviathan consumes its prey, the victim’s life, knowledge and complexity are absorbed into the monster.

Sagittarius: Each-uisge- This creature is a mythological Scottish water spirit and can be found near a water’s edge. It is a shapeshifter, usually disguising itself as a beautiful horse. It lures victims through it’s sheer beauty and majesty. If ever mounted, the skin of the each-uisge becomes adhesive and it dives to the deepest part of the nearest body of water with the rider helplessly stuck on its back. After the victim has drowned, it rips apart and devours the entire body except for the liver, which then floats to the surface.

Capricorn: Charybdis- This horrifying beast is sometimes portrayed simply as a massive whirlpool. Other times, it is depicted as an actual creature that lies at the bottom of the ocean and create whirlpools by sucking in thousands of gallon of water and spewing it out. If a ship was caught in the middle of it, there would be no chance of survival as the ship and crew would be dragged down to the deepest depths of the ocean never to be seen again.

Aquarius: Hydra- The hydra, which originated in Greek mythology, is a giant snake-like creature with nine heads, one of which is immortal. If one head was cut off, two more would emerge from the fresh wound. It’s poisonous breath and blood are so toxic that even its scent is deadly. The hydra is native to the marshes of Lerna, Greece, where it would periodically appear and eat the people and livestock. 

Pisces: Qalupalik- The qalupalik is a monster from Inuit mythology. They can be described as human-like creatures with green skin, long hair and long blackened fingernails. They are also known to wear an amautiit (a type of pouch worn by Inuit parents to carry their children) so they can take away babies and children who disobey their parents. What they do with the children is unknown. Some say they eat them and others say they keep them as their own. Qalupaliks are also said to make a distinct humming noise when they are around. One can hear it before they can see it.

picture sources (Jörmungandr // Cuchivilu // Aspidochelone // Umibōzu // Kraken // Siren // Abaia // Leviathan // Each-uisge // Charybdis // Hydra // Qalupalik)

The Signs on their Period

Aries: cramps. cramps. cramps. cramps. cramps.

Taurus: GIVE ME ALL OF THE CHOCOLATE

Gemini: fuck this.

Cancer: CRYING

Leo: why must this happen to me what the hell not cool.

Virgo: *wears sweatpants for an entire week*

Libra: probably gets it while wearing white.

Scorpio: THE IS BLOOD COMING OUT OF ME WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN.

Sagittarius:oh.

Capricorn: *watches Netflix and cries even though it's not a sad movie*

Aquarius: I'm going to eat this entire pizza on my own and if you try to stop me I will kill you.

Pisces: look fab anyway.

the signs as types of tired

sleepy tired: pisces, gemini drained tired: sagittarius, aries done with life tired: taurus, virgo i dont want to fucking interact with anyone tired: capricorn, aquarius im sad tired: scorpio, cancer im very passive aggressive and just waiting until you realise what you’ve done wrong tired: LIBRA, leo