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a rushed piece for yall rn bc im swamped w work but god bless they put owen in the mega gay zone (empires smp)

has anyone done this yet 🧍‍♀️

100% canon dialogue for a short comic my friend and I are working on LOL

Just watched Scott's newest rats smp shortened episode.

I wasn't completely sold on Scowen before but yeah no that's fucking adorable. I'm all in.

But also does anyone else feel like r!Jimmy definitely has an unrequited crush on Scott?

Like he shows Scott Sniff's balcony with the view of the farms, and asks him things like "Isn't this what you wanted? Don't you like it?" As if trying to gage Scott's reaction to it. I'm probably reading into it too much but it almost feels like his tone is longing and disappointed, like he was hoping for more.

And you can tell Scott at the time is just kind of "Oh, yeah, that's cool" and that's it. That's as far as his reaction goes. Like it's a nice surprise but that's all there is to it to him.

But then he turns around and shows the balcony to Owen, and there's slow, almost romantic music, they both say this is the happiest they've ever been, they watch the stars together and say they're glad they met one another. And it's adorable!

But I can't help but feel like that was the kind of moment Jimmy was hoping to have with Scott. Combine that with the fact that Scott gave him a flower in like the first stream, with a very tentative promise to try and find him another one? And yeah, you've got a pretty good setup for an unrequited love storyline.

Again, I'm probably reading wayyyy too into this. It's probably just the part of my heart that refuses to let go of Flower Husbands. But it made me sad to think about so now I'm inflicting it on all of you.

For every ask about Strire i also had like a corresponding ask about Caire :d

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The Gilded Past

bailey is currently contained in my basement. every day i milk his cock directly into my pussy. he's tied down, i ride him. i bounce on his dick for at least an hour every morning. i get off to him insulting me and telling me his lawyers will have a field day with this case. what a silly man; his lawyers are all on my side, thanks to the money. i'm not letting him leave until he gets me pregnant, i say. he had a vasectomy nineteen years ago, he says. oh well, i tell him, that's too fucking bad, i guess you're never leaving. keep pumping those stupid blank loads into my cunt you decrepit old fuck. maybe you'll get lucky and i'll get pregnant one of these days and you can go home to shitfuck britain and get back to torturing orphans. probably not, though, that's like a one in a million chance. i laugh and he doesn't. he glares at me. i smile. he'll love me eventually, i think. he plans to kill me the first chance he gets.

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