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JIMMY WANYS TO TAKE FARMER SCOTT TO GO OUT AND RUN AROUND IN THE WHEAT FIELDS i was literally clutching my pillow while just. using obs to record the sound coming out of my laptop it's BAD AUDIO idk how to rip live streams, i'll do a better later, but THANK YOU JIMMY. Jimmy doesn't know how many boy rats scott is giving flowers to, and maybe it's fine, maybe poly rats! TAKE HIM OUT TO WHEAT AND FLOWERS

i dont know what possessed me to draw empires scott as a splatoon character, but here we are anyway

"Once you reach the end of you journey as I did, you will see for yourself the true nature of this world. So we'll meet again, though we need not rush, sister . I have more than enough time to wait for you. We have always...had enough time."

bailey is currently contained in my basement. every day i milk his cock directly into my pussy. he's tied down, i ride him. i bounce on his dick for at least an hour every morning. i get off to him insulting me and telling me his lawyers will have a field day with this case. what a silly man; his lawyers are all on my side, thanks to the money. i'm not letting him leave until he gets me pregnant, i say. he had a vasectomy nineteen years ago, he says. oh well, i tell him, that's too fucking bad, i guess you're never leaving. keep pumping those stupid blank loads into my cunt you decrepit old fuck. maybe you'll get lucky and i'll get pregnant one of these days and you can go home to shitfuck britain and get back to torturing orphans. probably not, though, that's like a one in a million chance. i laugh and he doesn't. he glares at me. i smile. he'll love me eventually, i think. he plans to kill me the first chance he gets.

OMORI AU

Sleep shenanigans: 3rd life edition

this is from scott's 3rd life pov btw

and it was in fact jimmy who was not in bed (also scott and martyn)

Just watched Scott's newest rats smp shortened episode.

I wasn't completely sold on Scowen before but yeah no that's fucking adorable. I'm all in.

But also does anyone else feel like r!Jimmy definitely has an unrequited crush on Scott?

Like he shows Scott Sniff's balcony with the view of the farms, and asks him things like "Isn't this what you wanted? Don't you like it?" As if trying to gage Scott's reaction to it. I'm probably reading into it too much but it almost feels like his tone is longing and disappointed, like he was hoping for more.

And you can tell Scott at the time is just kind of "Oh, yeah, that's cool" and that's it. That's as far as his reaction goes. Like it's a nice surprise but that's all there is to it to him.

But then he turns around and shows the balcony to Owen, and there's slow, almost romantic music, they both say this is the happiest they've ever been, they watch the stars together and say they're glad they met one another. And it's adorable!

But I can't help but feel like that was the kind of moment Jimmy was hoping to have with Scott. Combine that with the fact that Scott gave him a flower in like the first stream, with a very tentative promise to try and find him another one? And yeah, you've got a pretty good setup for an unrequited love storyline.

Again, I'm probably reading wayyyy too into this. It's probably just the part of my heart that refuses to let go of Flower Husbands. But it made me sad to think about so now I'm inflicting it on all of you.

Pirichu UWU? also Iceland x Asia ik u don't like it I just wanna hear slander LOL (understand if ur not comfortable tho!)

Pirichu is unfathomably based. Two insane femboys who wear cat ears as they terrorise Spain is canon to me now. They probably like, twitch stream meow offs.

Their actual historical relationship which I find interesting:

They've have had a relationship since the 10th century when Chinese traders and settlers came to the Philippines. The Philippines was known as "Land of Gold" or Ma-i and was an important trading partner for China.

Then, the 13th century (mwahaha) , the Philippines joined the Yuan Dynasty's maritime trade network, linking China with Southeast Asia, India, and the Middle East.

Chinese traders settled in the Philippines during this time.

There's more about trade with the Philippines and China here!

In the 16th century, the Spanish ruled the Philippines for over 300 years (writhing in pain at the thought of it...) . Chinese people kept coming to the Philippines as traders and workers, but there were conflicts with the Spanish. The Spanish and Chinese communities had tension, which led to violent conflicts and anti-Chinese campaigns.

Spain has uhhh. Fantasised about invading and colonising Ming dynasty China in the past which is hilarious because Ming dynasty China was pretty strong? The Spanish genuinely believed they could waltz in and just. Take it lol. Even now there's quite a few Spaniards who keep thinking "oh if only we colonised China."

So I hc that China and the Philippines bully the crap out of Spain together LMAO. Based as hell.

Edit: Oh I forgor the Iceland part LMAO anyways I think Iceland should be banned from interacting with Asians (jk kakssk but why tf was he shoehorned into the ASEAN strip. Also... Hongice NEVER made sense to me)

Some stuffs I made based on the Pandemonium set.

Some more stuffs.

Lore.

I tried alright hahahahaha

yes my focus span is equivalent as of one goldfish, i see a curly hair tsukasa, i draw, im a simple person

the official art is so prettyyyyy, if tsukasa wanted to became world star quick he could just skip a few steps and became a model hahahahah