How I See Every Nagito

no art today. Enjoy this stupid image instead

things we need to address:

gen z men getting pulled into alt-right pipelines through andrew tate, joe rogan, elon musk, jordan peterson etc

the gullibility and stupidity of half the country voting against our collective best interests

the broad effect social media has on public and common good

lazy minds and lack of empathy

outside-country interference (trump and elon’s connections to russia and the amount of bots from other countries spreading misinformation)

the long-term effects of AI and rampant disinformation

Junko projecting her period cramps onto Monokuma for the despair, and then Monokuma Carebear-staring them onto a character who does NOT deserve them

NEEDY GIRL!

this reminds me of a little short fic on tumblr i read a few days ago about gojo killing trump and then hatsune miku becomes president also all abortion bans are lifted

I just love ao3 authors

We live in a beautiful era of people not giving a single fuck

it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there

woah

donald trump x nagito komaeda lovers tale

nagito kisses donald trump on his ear lobe i think idk and he like uhhhhhhhhhh nagitos mother, ed sheeran burst through the door.

furiously, she grabbed her bat and started beating them both.

“ARE YOU FUCKINH IN MY HOUSE” she said politely.

she doesnt like either of them.

suddenly, ed sheerans mother breaks through the door. hajime hinata. it was hajime hinata. what the fuck id wrong with the family tree. hajime hinata started saying to ed sheeran:

“i hope both sides of your pillow are warm” before he futily beats him to death and chokes the life out of him.

nagito is astonished.

nagito and donald trump escape through the window while the chaos is happening. as they do, hajime hinatas mother - who id joe biden - tries to stop tjem but they said “fuck that” and futily beat him to death.

hajime is astonished.

donald trump and nagito are at the park. they were finally alone to be happy. nagito lights up a FAT joint and takes a hit. donald trump stares, astonished. suddenly, the moon from majoras mask appeared and is about to crash into earth.

“oh christ almighty” says the worm eatibg bidens corpse.

donald trump is the ONLY ONE who can save everyone. he gives nagito one final kiss before flying into the moon to DEFEAT majoras moon. donald trump EXPLODES the moon. nagito is astonished. donald trump comes flying down like a meteor into nagitos pale, scarily long hands. donald trump says:

“i love you nagito, and i’ll always be with you” as he withers away like dust.

nagito. is astonished.

but couldnt give less of a fuck. because hes high on that ZAZA🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃

suddenly. again. joe bidens MOTHER, pheonic wright, burst into the park..? and says:

“how DARE you do this.”

the majoras moons fragments? bewildered. you could even say, astonished.

the end.

HOWEVER.

SUDDENLY.

the weed trip ends, and nagito realises he was just fucking delusional. and hes still on the murder island.

in tokyo, japan, an article was released the day after nagitos weed trip.

“On the 21st of September, XXXX, a young boy was found dead on Jabberwock Island. Inhabitants of the island claim he spoke of the recent president, Donald Trump as his lover.

They were, in fact, astonished by this death. More on this topic later.”

thw actual end

CAST:

nagito: nagito

donald trump: donald trump

ed sheeran: ed sheeran

hajime hinata: hajime hinata

joe biden: chris pratt

majoras mask/moon: majoras mask/moon

pheonix wright: pheonix wright

worm eating bidens corpse: ben

WRITTEN BY:

kelper_ and her sister

the BADDEST BITCHES on the block

and mario was just there

astonished.

there's a lot to unpack here i think

GOOODDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

transfem shuichi

Daily Danganronpa Fun Fact #329

The flashback light sequence was made only for Kaede. It includes key words such as “female”, “piano”, “music”, and “chatty”. These words are in Shuichi’s yet aren’t related to him.

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