To Breed Or To Peg? That Is The Question.

Fym he isn't a dacryphilliac bitchboy of a munch who has a mommy kink and I'm just projecting? God forbid a woman has hobbies!

me after claiming that every fictional character i’m fixated on is a munch

Bro I need more brat-taming Rex content ong you do it so well!

Bratty power bottom! Rex and GN reader smut drabble

Bratty Power Bottom Rex! Who makes it his personal mission to piss you off all day long—just for fun. Whether it's the smallest teases or full-on flirting with the nearest hot guy or girl, Rex makes sure you're watching every second of it. He’ll lean in too close, laugh too hard, let his hands linger just long enough to get your blood boiling. And when your jaw clenches or your eyes darken? That’s his favorite part. He lives for it.

Bratty Power Bottom Rex! Who will yank you away from whatever you’re doing, claiming it’s an emergency—only to shove you into the nearest empty room, lock the door, and drop to his knees like he’s starving. He’ll pull your pants down like it’s a race against time, stroke you just right, just fast enough to get you twitching at the edge… then stop. With a mischievous little laugh, he’ll lean up and whisper, “Sorry, babe,” like he didn’t just commit a crime. And before you can catch him, he’s gone—bolting out the door, giggling like a damn schoolgirl, leaving you hanging and pissed as hell.

Bratty Power Bottom Rex! Who gets exactly what he wanted when you finally snap. He’s biting into the pillow, muffling his own moans as you pound into him like it’s a punishment. And maybe it is. He gasps and begs for you to slow down, says he’s sorry, swears he’ll never tease you again—but you’ve heard that line before. He’s said it the first time. And the second. And the third. But the moment he can walk straight again, he’s right back to pushing every one of your buttons with that cocky little grin.

Bratty Power Bottom Rex! Who always seems to have one last round in him. You’ll collapse beside him after wrecking him good, thinking he’s finally done… until he pounces. Like a damn tiger. You never figured out how the hell he has the stamina to keep going, but somehow he does (three rounds is his limit, you’ve tested it). He’ll straddle you, dragging his fingers across every inch of your skin—everywhere except where you want him. He’ll twist your nipples just to watch you twitch before he starts grinding down, fucking himself on your cock—or strap on—while begging for you to touch his aching, untouched dick. Whining, panting, still so greedy for your attention.

I was buying myself tampons yesterday and realized my input about them sounded like some shit Rex would say.

"Bought S Tampons 'cause that pussy S Tier."

I muttered that to myself while walking home, cuz y'know I was just carrying the box with no bag and destigmatize periods and stuff, only to realize that sounded like smth he'd say.

OOH NOT US BECOMING MOOTS, YES, I WILL KEEP UR GOOFY ASS POSTED AND HOPEFULLY BEFRIEND YOU IF THAT'S OK

The Salesman

You think so? Interesting. I always found him too pathetic to be vain.

Hey man, why did the deepest level of your subconscious thoughts manifest that?

SEE, YOU GET IT, OMG, WE NEED TO BE FRIENDS CUZ THIS MAN LIKE THIS MAN I JUST SHSNSN

Rescue Bots Graham Burns

Propaganda below the cut

Need him.

As someone who had a terminally ill family member, I will always cry over these two. I have never cried over a PS2 voice actor's lines until I heard Mary beg James not to go. And when she read her letter in the end? I fucking sobbed cuz

(imma explain down below so you can avoid it. TW: Sick loved one)

Everything Mary was saying, the apologizing, the self-loathing, all that, was some shit I'd hear my grandpa say when he was alive. Like, I played Silent Hill 2 (never finished it) expecting it to be a random ps2 monster game and it wound up being one of the most cathartic and weirdly comforting games at its core.

Random lore drop abt some random smut writer, but yeah. RIP Pop-pop💗

mary and james <3

More Petplay Headcanons with James (Kitten James edition) 18+

Tags//Warnings: MDNI. I can not take the term "Kitten" seriously after Discord, but I also can't take "Catboy" seriously, either, so I'll just roll with this.😭 Anyway, mommy/daddy kink mentioned, voyeurism, sex toys, and petplay🧍🏻‍♀️

He wears a gentle cologne so when he rubs his face on things, it actually leaves a scent.

His meows are soft and deep. He gets embarrassed whenever he does it, but for you? Anything.

Wants to be sprawled on you at all times. Whether it's on your lap or your legs or wherever.

Leaves extremely light scratches on your skin....unless you tell him not to.

When he talks, it's 2 sentences at most (1 sentece at most when he's a puppy, 2 sentences at most when he's a kitten, and completely nonverbal as a bunny) and when he talks, it's deeply soft-spoken. Some things he would say would include:

"Mommy/daddy, may I play with the ball of yarn?" (He makes sure to say "may I?" instead of "can I?" He finds it the most respectful way to speak to you.)

"May I nap on you?"

"Do I have to get in the water?" (Very dedicated to his role, so he acts like he hates baths. Still, he wants to bathe with you)

Still, despite his antics, he likes to get wet if you're able to. He doesn't mind a partner who can cum on him, or squirt on him.... just don't forget his face.

Purposely messes with the bell on his collar just to get your attention.

Likes playing with bags.

Wants head pets and chin scratchies while he goes down on you (don't forget to praise him, too!)

He secretly (not-so-secretly) wants a tail buttplug but he gets way too embarassed trying to ask.

Thankfully, you're such an empath that you surprised him with one! (Totally not because he was as subtle as a hammer dropping hints about it.)

When he first tried it on, he was nervous about how he looked. It wasn't until you turned on the massager setting that he arched his back and suddenly forgot what he was panicky about.

He doesn't use it often since he's embarrassed and is concerned about the safety of anal, but he definitely likes his tail. The matching ears only made his submission deepen even more.

The sensation of the cool metal tip pushing into his walls and warming up to his temperature with a buzzing hum as the soft fur grazes his skin makes him moan every time. But the challenge for him is to stick to his role.

He loves his tail, and some days when you deny him, all he can do is helplessly fuck himself with the plug while you work. He is so desperate for your attention. It gives him such excruciating satisfaction even if he doesn't reach that finish line or if you don't look his way.

The best thing is when he has his tail in with his other toys. He loves putting on a show for you, and would jerk himself off in front of you. Cock in hand, tail inside, cat ear clips shifting from the vigorous movement, cups suctioned to his nipples with a loud hum, his bell jingling, and when the plug's reverbrations travel deep enough to hit his prostate, all you'll hear from him is a loud, whiny, "Meowwww~!"

When he cums, it's as loud and whiny as a cat in heat. The day after, the neighbors reported hearing a cat outside.... much to his humiliation and arousal.

THE COLORS ARE POPPING OMFGGGGGG IDK WHO THIS MAN IS BUT WHO IS THIS DIVAAAAA

Experiencing the horrors rn so I'm making him wear a dress

NSFW Alphabet Graham Burns

I need to prove to you guys that I write for my fandoms besides YFM... so why not write about a childhood crush of mine? Since I know he is from a kids show, I'll put it under the cut. Obviously, this is 18+ minors DNI!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He's super caring after sex. If you want a bath or a shower, he'll set it up for you and wash your hair. The bed will be cleaned uo of any mess and he'll get you your favorite stuffed animal, set of clothes, and is very clingy and cuddly after sex. Also into gaming after sex. Whether it's you watching him, him watching you, or the both of you playing games.

As a sub, he's still clingy, but he's very silent. He goes nonverbal and writes out what he's thinking. He always wants to be washed and given a small snack with a cup of water. He also wants to be held and praised. He'll make sure to take care of you too as his dom/domme/top. He'll coo over you and praise you. Just worshipping you.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

His favorite body part on himself is his hands. He thinks they're one of the best tools humans have because they're so versatile. He can pin you down with them, hold you, finger you, grope you, all with a single hand.

His favorite body part on his partner is their eyes. Besides the obvious intimate aspect of them, he likes watching his partner's eyes roll back when he fucks them, or when they stare him down while he's submissive.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

He doesn't like making a huge mess since he gets pretty tired after the fact. While he does enjoy cumming on you, he personally finds it to be a waste. He's seen cumshot porn and he always thought it was such a waste. Why cum on his partner's body when he can fill them up instead? He likes watching his partner ooze with cum or when it runs down their mouth just a little bit. He really likes filling up his partner. He does like being cummed on though. He likes it when his dick is covered in his partner's cum, or if his partner cums in his mouth. He also doesn't mind a good squirter either.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He wants to film you and keep the videos for himself. He doesn't wanna ask since he thinks it might be weird or perverted, but he does have a thing for observing his partner.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

If this man can't talk to girls, he sure as hell has no experience. 100% certified virgin. But with him being a scientist, he has read up about anatomy from the clitoris to the prostate and listens to feedback. He's a pretty practical guy who's alwayd up for experimenting.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

It sounds vanilla, but he does love missionary. He likes being on top of his partner and watching their every move. He also likes it when his partner rides him so he can watch them bounce on him. He's also really into the mating press position. Not only does he get to watch his partner, but he's assured that he won't waste a single drop. He also wants to try the full-nelson position, but he wants to be able to support his partner first. Hence why he's been doing push-ups lately. He'd also want to get a mirror for the bed before he tries that position. On the other end of the spectrum, he also likes these positions as the receiver. He likes it either way. He likes to look at you, he likes to be pinned and pounded when he's folded up, he likes bouncing on you like a good boy and being folded up.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

He can be a little silly. Sometimes he might crack some jokes or he'll get quiet and serious. If he's not being intimate, he's joking around and praising his partner.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He trims his hair. He's never shaved it since in-grown hairs are a pain and a razor on his balls scares him. Waxing is a major no. He just trims them.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

Very romantic. He does some foreplay where he tries to incoporate the 5 senses. Reminder, this guy reads up about this stuff. Remember the pheromone cologne incident? He'll use that to his advantage. He'll whisper in your ear while he leaves light touches and kisses as he praises you and makes little remarks like: "Your heart is beating so fast." And "Just relax, it's only us here." He'll wear some of that cologne so you'll be just a little more aroused, he'll fondle and grope you in front of the mirror while he tells you exactly what he likes. He'll describe your body in immense detail and what he loves about it and why he loves it so much. He'll give a few low hums because he knows the effect a deep voice has on individuals.... he's done his homework. Hickies, bites, and sweet kisses after as he licks the small wounds he's made while he occasionally moans in your ear. Whatever plays into your senses, he'll do it. If he's submissive, he'll follow your orders however you want. Want him to massage you? He'll do it. Want him to take off his clothes? He'll do it.

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

He does it a lot, but he has to make it quick and keep quiet since he lives with his family. Sometimes Boulder might call out to him and interrupt him, or he's jacking it and then an emergency call comes in. He's had blue balls more than once to say the least. The things he tolerates to keep Griffin Rock safe is crazy.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Huge voyeurist. He loves watching his partner get undressed or bathe, or while they're having sex, he wants them in positions where he can watch them or put them in front of a mirror so he can show them everything he's seeing. He's also into BDSM to a degree. He likes to roleplay a little. What roleplays depends on his position. If he's dominant, he wants to roleplay as a scientist and his partner gets to be the clueless and submissive guinea pig. He'll make a small cage area for them with small toys, a water bottle, and small snacks such as fruits or vegetables while he observes them and tests various positions and toys on them. He might even film it for documentation so he can "study' it later. He'll praise you while he walks you around on a harness and leash with a little collar. He loves spoiling his sub and is very gentle as a dom. But he can be harsh with his punishments. He doesn't hit, but he does edge, deny, and overstimulate. He also likes it when his partner begs, having some sort of power that he lacks outside of the bedroom is a nice change of pace. Now, if he's submissive, he wants to roleplay as a college boy with his professor. He just wants to be your favorite student to study with. He's a very easygoing sub. He doesn't talk back and he's eager to please. He also likes being a puppy taken care of by his owner. He likes his leashes and collars, and if he's too loud, he wouldn't mind a bone-ball gag. Just praise him and be sweet to him and he'll be a happy boy. He also likes dumbification, both giving and receiving it. He likes to fuck you until you can't think and start rambling, he likes to be the brains and do all the thinking while you just listen. And as a sub? He likes to take a break from all of that thinking.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

In your bed at your house. He can never really do it at his place because of his family.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

When his partner is getting ready to shower, or when his partner is wearing something he likes. He likes his partner wearing anything that shows off the bottom half. Tight pants, thigh highs, fishnets, short skirts, whatever shows off your legs, thighs, and ass. He also likes it if you wear a little eye makeup. Then he really gets to see your eyes pop and he loves seeing them. He also loves chokers, they're like little collars to him.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything unsanitary and anything that could harm his partner physically or emotionally. So no scat or piss, no throw up, no cnc roleplay, no raceplay, no knife play, no blood, no degrading, no hitting, no spanking, no yelling, none of that.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He's sloppy at giving, but he is a quick learner. He has no preference since he loves it all. He loves hearing you moan and feeling your hips buck because of his tongue just as much as he loves feeling your mouth tighten around his cock.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual until he's close to finishing. He starts of slow and gradually gets faster. But Graham's got a talent to be sensual and romantic even when he's pounding into you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

None. Keep it in bed, more enjoyable that way.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

He has a reputation to maintain, so no public play. He does like to experiment a little though with recording.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

On average he can go 1 round. Maybe 3 when he's really been horny. He tends to last for about an hour.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He managed to hide a few toys. Most of the toys are at your house. But the one for him exclusively is a clear and warm fleshlight. Your might get some videos of him pumping his dick into it while he tries to be quiet. The toys at your house is a lot. Vibrators for you and him, a cock ring for him, a prostate massager for him, and a few toys for you. He also keeps toy cleaner, lubricant, condoms, and he keeps a few tools like a collar, a leash, a few plugs for you two, a blindfold, some padded handcuffs, baby oil, cuff bar, gloves, a few tentacle toys, and some cameras.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He's not a huge tease. As a sub, he's submissive and never bratty, as a dom, he tells you to ask politely, but he gives easily unless you've been bratty.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

As a dom, he moans and grunts while he praises you, telling you how good you feel around him and how you're such a good girl/boy/doing such a good job. As a sub, he's very whiney and whimpers a lot. He moans while he starts to whimper and ramble and begs you.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

He has a playlist specially made for sex. His playlist consist of The Weeknd, Cigarettes After Sex, and a few others. His favorite track from the playlist is "Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby" by Cigarettes After Sex. He'll sing it softly in you ear while he massages your pussy or strokes your cock. Him being a rescue respondant, he sees himself as your defender, your knight in shining armor, and he wants to reminds you just how safe you are. You're just sitting on his lap while he sings and spoils you with all the attention you crave.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

3 inches when he's soft and 5 inches when he's hard. He's honestly really insecure about his dick size. He's also a pretty girthy guy. He's small and thick with his foreskin hiding it. He's uncircumcised and at first he was insecure, but then he started loving it when you gave him handjobs. Just feeling you wrap your hands around it and pumping it made him buck his hips and moan. He loves being uncircumcised.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is fairly high. He's young, stressed from work, and he has someone like you in his bed. It's only natural for him to be horny often.

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

When it's all said and done, he might have you sleep next to him while he works, or he'll ramble to you about science until you fall asleep. But he doesn't fall asleep until he's assured that you're safe and happy.