Back when life was easy My small ass would plop right in front of the Honking box tv. Stuffed animals in hand, Can barely see the tv with my hording amount of hello kitty stuffed animals. Ma' would pop the dvd into the player (the one where it had vhs AND dvd inputs) and the WAFT OF CHILDHOOD that would spew from the tv. A-mazing. But one day on one of the dvd's held the 18'th episode... the one where BADTZ-MARU F U C K I N G d i e s. YAH HE FUCKING DIES SHOVEL AS A GRAVESTONE AND EVERYTHING!
My tiney ASS was Traumatised I was stunned. I DIDI- My tiney arse couldn't comprehend what the fuck just happened. I was don spooked.
Me: Man Im fucking sad how they ended Voltron.
Z:Dude, it's been 3 years, let it go.
Me: No? It ended last year.
Z:Your kidding, WHAT CRYOSTASIS HELL HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING IN!?
Me: *pulls up computer,aggressively types* òΔó WHAT THE HELL!?! IT FELT LIKE YESTERDAY! WHERE IN THE SAM HELL HAVE I BEEN?!!
Z: I told you-
Me: DONT YOU FUCKING "told you" Bullshit ME!-
Z:*Dying of laughter*
Why has metagaming gotten sm more worst than usually the past couple of streams? ppl need to chill my god. Phil also had to time out all of his chat at one point. Either learn twitch etiquette or just don't chat.
Holy shit- WE EATING GOOD STORY SOUP TONIGHT!
Jadien and Philza now share the same truama as of before. When everyone else was running around in the dark looking at monsters. Philza stayed on the hill on the well lit planes and told his kids to stay close.
As she wakes up from her own nightmare. Repeated dying as she desparetly tries to get to Bobby. She now understand why Philza had that long look in his eyes. Because he got a taste of whispers the island was giving.
Sometimes i see this man and get him confused with Dan from Game Grumps
there's a category of weird al pic that i'd like to share and that is 'casting spells while performing live'
Every time Wilbur calls Tallulah “my girl” 20 years is added to my lifespan which is great considering how much was sapped by all the death
Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
Yaaaas!!!
LETS GOOOOO
I simply live to make people worry about my mental state
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