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NOW THIS simp song cover worthy

Shiver because she's cold cool

this video has disrupted my every waking thought for the past three days

A "wonderful" Monday start.

Me: Man Im fucking sad how they ended Voltron.

Z:Dude, it's been 3 years, let it go.

Me: No? It ended last year.

Z:Your kidding, WHAT CRYOSTASIS HELL HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING IN!?

Me: *pulls up computer,aggressively types* òΔó WHAT THE HELL!?! IT FELT LIKE YESTERDAY! WHERE IN THE SAM HELL HAVE I BEEN?!!

Z: I told you-

Me: DONT YOU FUCKING "told you" Bullshit ME!-

Z:*Dying of laughter*

Awe Tiney baby,

i love when very small bats open their mouths real big and it takes up the entirety of their faces, you can barely even see their eyes

We feast for the lore !!

There's SO FUCKING MUCH going on in the QSMP with the eggs, the dragon, whatever Dark is, appearing for Leonarda and possibly being the same monster as Quackity's vision after Tilín's death. It possibly being what kills the eggs when the parents don't cime within a day, as BBH pointed out, it's weird that they just die like that, they're getting hunted

Cucurucho. In general. And his apparent rivalry with the angel, telling Maxo not to trust him. Spying on everyone even more now. Watching Slime sleep, watching the group of Maxo, BBH and Foolish as they try and piece together the truth. Him showing Slime footage of his daughter getting killed

The angel telling Slime to pick between bringing back Flipa or Tilín and him choosing Tilín hoping Quackity won't find out

Maxo wanting to make a church to bring his son Trump back, but not trusting Cucurucho, telling him this better not be a joke and Cucurucho laughing at him. Maxo fearing he might become a robot like Luzu, because nobody knows who the fuck messed with Luzu

All the parents of dead eggs are getting desperate, violent, vengeful and also closer to the truth

The eggs are most likely the lotus flower from Quackity's twitter dns. Keeping the players docile and complacent as long as they're there. The ones with dead eggs are swinging towards the other end of the spectrum

Whoever is controlling the whole island experiment also has letters, which mention something about Fabergé eggs (irl a set if 69 artisanal easter eggs for the russian tzar) and how many of them can be shipped out within a week. So the eggs we know are possibly not the only ones and whoever is running this whole thing is purposely sending out new ones

And also something about sheep's blood for potions... Because it's in style?? I don't even know where the letters came from, tbh

Translation:

Kind regards

Let's go back to the XVI century! We need to make a price quotation for sheep's blood. This last fashion trend in magic formulas should be of upmost importance for the laboratory. Yes, we already know that modern budgets almost never include sheep's blood, but this is what our fashion trends seem to require.

With appreciation, we wish to receive your commercial proposals as soon as possible. We thank your great collaboration in advance in preparing the price quotations for us

This is running DEEP

WE WILL NOT ME EMOTIONALLY STABLE -

AND I DON'T THINK MY THERAPIST WILL WANNA HEAR ABOUT THIS AGAIN-

"Q!Roier: so you know... Bobby will probably die in 6 days"

"Q!Jaiden: what? If Bobby dies I will kill myself-"

SAME

Me every day

it was a long shift

Yippe!

Important News

He's gone

no way, OMG NO- Idk if i should pop off or cry about this info-

shut the fuck up the skin mariana wore to the court case has a wedding ring.