Is There A Reddie Discord I Can Stalk???

I love the idea that since Reddie reunited and finally got together, Eddie can't help being all over Richie.. which includes wanting to join the mile high club and of course Richie caves, "you're killing me, Eds"

Listen, I came across this gif and all I can think of is "this is how Will would subtly check someone out" and I'm in such a hannigram MOOOOOOD.

Imagine Cop!Eddie just doing his job in a small town when he finds this big drunk guy and takes him to a jail cell to make sure he doesn’t do anything crazy, but ends up hearing this guy blab drunkenly on and on “hey dw i’m famous, people laugh at me and give me money, i’m actually funny, hey, you’re pretty hot, do you want to be gay with me? I’m thirsty, can you buy me a drink, cutie??” and pretty much gives Eddie a headache during the night and only realizes the next day that he put the famous comedian, Richie Tozier, in jail for the night.  Odd thing is, Richie keeps hanging around and maybe Eddie doesn’t want to push him away all that much. 

LListennnnistennn, imagine if Richie hung around the bad crowd and they all decide (excluding Richie) to pull a prank on Eddie Kaspbrak by sending him a fake love letter from Richie and to meet him somewhere for their date and Eddie shows up looking all cute and Richie is awestruck until the others appear to laugh and make fun of Eddie the f**got and when Eddie leaves, obvsly upset, Richie runs after him to ask why he came and Eddie says "I thought you liked me" and Richie is like well DAMN OKAY FUCK THOSE GUYS, LETS DATE.

I originally thought of this for a fem!reddie but it doesn't matter!!!

A thought came to me in the middle of the night. Imagine Reddie in a photobooth and they have one more photo to take before the timer runs out, so Eddie pulls Richie in to kiss him on the cheek for it.

After the flash, Richie blurted out "yep, I'm gay." (Idk if I originally thought that he was already out and it wa already obvs who his crush was..)

Eddie dashed to the curtain with a quiet, "me too," but Richie quickly grabs him back in to ask, "wait.. what? Are you for real?"

Eddie repeats himself and added, "and I like you," leans in to kiss Richie. "What do you want to do about it?"

For which Richie scrambles for another quarter out of his pocket to put in the machine and instantly brings Eddie close for more kisses.

Cheesy??? Mayhaps.

whenever i see whatever guys of the week tumblr is obsessed with im like. oh. they can't be that gay. and sometimes they aren't. but sometimes they're tom and greg from succession.

I feel like he would do this all the time

Richie: wait, who are you married to again?

Eddie: *sigh* Richie Tozier

Richie: that's riiiight *finger guns*

Dude, your Reddie content is feeding me so well! I love the idea of awkward older Richie hitting on older sarcastic Eds. Like Richie gets all flustered when he sees this grumpy little Adonis, and Eddie just has to be snarky because he literally has no idea how to process a guy this cute and nervous and TALL just staring at him like THAT.

Omggg MY HEARTTTTTTT IT LIVESSSS

Also thank youuuuu!!!

That's them. That's the entire relationship.

Dog!Shifter Richie and cat!Shifter Eddie... y e a h, yes, my crops are watered. Richie just, like... LICKS Eddie's cheek while they're kissing, early on in the relationship, and Eddie shoves at him and tells him he's DISGUSTING (but he kind of likes it and if Richie ever wants to do it again he totally could, just maybe not in front of people)

THERES JUST SO MANY IDEASSS!!