What if Eddie got drunk for the first time with the gang and he's actually an affectionate drunk and Richie doesn't know what to do because usually Eddie is mean but now he can't even pry Eddie off of him but it wasn't like he wanted to anyway
Richie would have definitely snuck chocolates in Eddie's locker on Valentine's Day and watch as Eddie looks surprised to happy but when the group talks about it, Richie says "Valentine's Day is dumb honestly!" just to protect himself.
Imagine a mafia au where Eddie is the designated doctor and wonders if Richie purposely puts himself in even more danger just so he could come and visit for patching up.
Imagine Eddie working his boring life until a group of strangers come in, threatening and demanding money but one of his regulars, Richie, all of the sudden kicks their ass and is mister cool guy saving his life and Eddie could only stutter out "..are you fucking kidding me??"
Richie would always adore that Eddie needs to go on the tip of his toes to give him kisses but Eddie would always say "It's because you're a fucking giant!"
Shifter Eddie... I can't help but see him as a cat. All little and he acts prickly and standoffish sometimes but he's really SUPER affectionate and clingy if you let him do it on his own terms, and YEAH, his ears are just ALWAYS swiveled towards Richie. He's pretending to ignore him as he hides his giggles in his hand. (and like a cat, even if it seems like he's ignoring you, he's VERY demanding when he wants that attention, and he's just selective about who he loves and trusts)
IF EDDIE IS A CAT, RICHIE WOULD DEF BE A DOG. CAN YALL IMAGINE?!?!
Eddie would be like "STOP SNIFFING ME YOU MUTT" BUT WOULD SECRETLY SMELL HIM BACK ALL THE TIME?!
he may seem like a terrible, terrible prick, you know, but he's actually really fun
That point during the girls night when we just sit with the horrors:
I support the idea that an adult Eddie would have a Richie-cleaning-the-house-efficiently kink.
Inspired by my past prompt, Richie has a persistent girl trying to get in his pants so Richie shouts out "I'm gay. I'm very very gay," and the girl doesn't believe him so he grab the next boy (Eddie) and quickly whispers, "just go with it okay," before he plants a big kiss on him and the girl walks away, defeated, and Richie actually really likes the kiss and says "well okay maybe I am gay 'cuz wow."
he said i covet you on day ONE
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