Can You Imagine Richie Being The Type To Never Date And Just Fuck 'em And Leave 'em Kind Of Guy Until

Imagine Eddie wanting to get his hair bleached and dyed with the help of Bev, and Richie drops by to watch with his comments and Eddie is a mix of why don't you shut tf up, Richie? to Is it okay? Do I look dumb? What do you think?

Here me out. Eddie, a risk analysist, using a computer and needs to call I.T. and it's an asshole by the name of Richie.

truer words have never been spoken (x)

Okay but imagine adult!reddie babysitting one of their friend's kid and they take them to a carnival or whatever and Eddie sees how great Richie would be as a dad and maybe he doesn't need to worry so much if they were to adopt their own...

greg readily bad-mouthing his family

meanwhile,

I feel like he would do this all the time

Richie: wait, who are you married to again?

Eddie: *sigh* Richie Tozier

Richie: that's riiiight *finger guns*

PAIRING: more about Shiv and Tom, pre-impending-divorce with a tomgreg lean

SUMMARY:

“I've been thinking, I think I'd like to sleep with …” he paused, “Greg.”

He prepared for scepticism, a fundamental objection riddled with snarkiness, but what he got instead was Shiv bringing her iPad back up into her lap to her virtual planner and asking, expectantly, “when?”

Inspired by THIS conversation here between Jesse Armstrong and Lucy Prebble.

Tomgreg has made me so Ill, I created a spotify playlist of songs that make me think about them 🥹 y'all, it's an I l l n e s s no ship has ever made me be THISSS sick

A thought came to me in the middle of the night. Imagine Reddie in a photobooth and they have one more photo to take before the timer runs out, so Eddie pulls Richie in to kiss him on the cheek for it.

After the flash, Richie blurted out "yep, I'm gay." (Idk if I originally thought that he was already out and it wa already obvs who his crush was..)

Eddie dashed to the curtain with a quiet, "me too," but Richie quickly grabs him back in to ask, "wait.. what? Are you for real?"

Eddie repeats himself and added, "and I like you," leans in to kiss Richie. "What do you want to do about it?"

For which Richie scrambles for another quarter out of his pocket to put in the machine and instantly brings Eddie close for more kisses.

Cheesy??? Mayhaps.

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