Imagine If Reddie Had A Relationship Where They Didn't Use Words Because They're Still Shy But They Play

every time Tom says "Greg"

the absolute range this man can extract from a single name

You’re telling me this plot has a hole? Is it tight?

I'm loving the idea of Reddie not knowing each other and driving in seperate cars, stuck in traffic.

Richie just happens to look next to him and seeing this cute mad guy in the other car shouting at people and Richie's like oh no that guy's hot. im in love

Imagine Eddie going to his first house party and his friends trying to loosen him up with drinks, next minute he threw up on some hot guy and he's mortified, but weirdly enough the guy is like "hey man, it's okay, it's not everyday a cute guy throws up on you haha, but seriously can you help me with this?? But also give me your number?"

This is just screaming for the next moment they see each other, Richie asks "Hey Eds, had any good chucks lately?"

Okay but if Reddie decided to get together and they were still in homophobic-Derry, their first date would be Richie sneaking into Eddie's room with a basket of snacks and one lit candle and to make it even fancier, Richie would put on a french accent until Eddie tells him to stop because it's bad

Just know when I think about Reddie, I want to clutch my heart and fucking scream

happy you cant make a tomlette without breaking some greggs day to those who celebrate

PAIRING: more about Shiv and Tom, pre-impending-divorce with a tomgreg lean

SUMMARY:

“I've been thinking, I think I'd like to sleep with …” he paused, “Greg.”

He prepared for scepticism, a fundamental objection riddled with snarkiness, but what he got instead was Shiv bringing her iPad back up into her lap to her virtual planner and asking, expectantly, “when?”

Inspired by THIS conversation here between Jesse Armstrong and Lucy Prebble.

Richie: .. you look pretty

Eddie: oh..tha-

Richie: pretty stupid *rushes away*

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