Imagine The Gang Messing Around And Richie Wants A DIY Piercing In One Ear And Bev Is Game To Do It But

Can someone write a reddie fic where Eddie is new and extremely nervous meeting new people and worried what they'd think of him, and the gang hopes he'd warm up to them eventually and this Richie keeps being inappropriate to him until he had enough and snapped "that's not my fucking name, dickwad. It's Eddie. Are you fucking stupid?" And Richie grins, incredibly pleased and definitely aroused "I knew you were a hot spitfire. Insult me again~"

SUCCESSION: SEASON 2, EPISODE 3 (”HUNTING”)

Imagine Eddie being harrassed by someone at a party who can't take a hint until Richie comes over and wraps an arm around his waist and says "sorry babe, they don't have the drink you like here, who's this?" and Eddie plays along until the person leaves and Eddie thanks him and asks for his name but Richie just says playfully, "you don't know your boyfriend's name?" and all through the night Richie follows him around as if they didn't literally just meet.

Richie: I'm thinking about getting a boat licence, Eds

Eddie: Why-

Richie: -So I can motorboat your titties, high five!

Eddie: *punches him instead*

Where's the fic where Penny is our LGBT friendly hero steering Reddie closer and making sure all of the Losers are loved and protected??

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Succession/Shining AU retrospective because I'm FINALLY writing again and I'm feeeeling it <3

Imagine if Richie thought he had his gay feelings in check and in secret but while he was talking, Eddie reaches out to him to brush a strand of hair from his forehead and Richie ℂ𝕒𝕟'𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕖 and his voice breaks

In a world where demons and monsters exist, the gang are still together and Eddie is a stubborn virgin succubus/incubus and he finds it harder to fight as they all get older and after constantly having Richie volunteer himself, Eddie finally gives in. because I can picture eddie practically drooling over richie's dick or enthralled while riding richie and richie is absolutely estatic and somehow can endure everything