Listen, Reddie Where One Of Them Says "good Boy" For The First Time And The Other Is Like WoAHHH I HAVE

The idea of Richie sneaking into Eddie's room is cute but also the idea of Richie having to hide somewhere IN THE ROOM if Sonia comes in gives me feels because I can imagine

Sonia: What was that sound, Eddie-bear? Why are your lips so red?

Richie: you got married and divorced? To, what, a woman?

Eddie: no, a man actually.

Richie: you... wait what? Excuse me? A man? You mean I could have shoot my shot when we were kids?! Are you kidding me?

Ghost!Stan: I fucking told you bitch

Richie would be that guy who attempts to start the gyming life and sees a rocking twunk there and it's all he thinks about and what keeps him going. Turns out, the twunk, Eddie, is a PT and offers to help him (and doesn't care that Richie is a famous comedian).

Anyway, cut to the obvious flirting and Richie struggling to not get a boner every time until Eddie clicks that Richie can be motivated by the sexual tension and since he's single, Richie is hot and he wants to have fun, he offers all kinds of dirty things just so Richie would finish his reps. THIS IS WRITING ITSELF

Stay with me on this, can there be a fic where Reddie try to roleplay for the first time but they're both ridiculous and keep breaking character because Richie doesn't understand doctor words and Eddie is trying to be fucking accurate.

Okay but can we imagine an AU where Sonia is a super supportive parent and she loves that Tozier boy when he comes over and doesn't say anything when she knows he sneaks in and she drops hints about both of them and it's all wholesome and there's barely plot a part from Reddie yearning and feelings???

Here's another Reddie fic idea for you, Eddie thinks Richie doesn't know how to actually pick up girls and says to prove it and instead of Richie going to a girl at the party, he puts a hand on the wall behind above Eddie and says words and they're close and nervous and you just gotta

Can you imagine being a fan of Richie "Trashmouth" Tozier the comedian, who made jokes about women and his dick but then went on hiatus and came back with the paparazzi showing images of him being affectionate towards another man and then they get married and Richie looks incredibly happy and all of the sudden you're a bigger fan?!

Can you imagine if reddie are together and Richie is like "now that we're passed repressing everything, when are we having sex?" And Eddie is like "you still want to do that?" And Richie is "umm yes? If it wasn't for pennywise's memory wipe funtime I probably would have thought of this since I was a horny teen.. so yes. Now when?"

Insert Eddie feeling weirdly touched by that

SUCCESSION: SEASON 2, EPISODE 3 (”HUNTING”)

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