"Well, I'm Hansel, In Case You Didn't Know," The Man Reached His Hand Out For A Shake, "and Who Might

When not if adult!Reddie get together in the happy ending, I can picture Richie being an incredibly handsy boyfriend - as if personal bubbles aren't a thing - because he's been fighting his sexually for years and now he has a BOYFRIEND and it's his childhood crush since he was thirteen and it takes a lot of willpower to not always have Eddie sitting in his lap, and even himself thinks it's crazy because he's forty years old but he can't stop and that's just adorable to imagine okayy

Richie would have definitely snuck chocolates in Eddie's locker on Valentine's Day and watch as Eddie looks surprised to happy but when the group talks about it, Richie says "Valentine's Day is dumb honestly!" just to protect himself.

A reddie fic where they've been dating but not really using the term, and Eddie accidently blurts out that he wants to go to the prom with only Richie and is mortified and quickly leaves to go home, while Richie has a mind explosion that this is official and omg is this real???

Cut to Eddie sulking in his room until he hears music playing outside and you guessed it, Richie either holding a stereo above his head or playing guitar and shouts happily EDDIE EDS SPAGHETTI KASPBRAK, WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME?

Sonia comes out to the side with WHAT IN THE DEVIL IS GOING ON? while Eddie doesn't give a shit and says YES, YES I WILL.

Thank you for listening.

Eddie: Can you stop telling your twitter followers when we have sex? It's weird.

Richie: *halfnaked and already sent the tweet* whoops

Picture this, reddie in their 40s, either defeated IT or a No IT universe where the gang reunites after 27 years. Reddie, the only ones left at the bar, drinking. (Eddie already filed for the divorce)

Richie *nervous*: you know, I had the hugest crush on you when we were kids.

Eddie: well, that's a shame. Because I had a crush on you too

Richie: *chokes on his drink*

The fics where Richie gets off on Eddie ripping on him is the best and there needs to be more JUST SAYIN

Imagine a reddie fic where they've danced around each other for so long and Richie taking the initiative and trying to not throw up by ensuring Eddie will come see his band and then they cover eddie, my love??????

PAIRING: tomgreg

SUMMARY:

(night before The Munsters ep, where Greg was way too chummy around Tom)

“I could what? What are you about to say, Gregory? Go on.”

Greg inhaled through his nose, a look of nerves and boldness that Tom rarely sees. “I think if you got fucked hard, you’d calm down a bit.”

New reddie fic recommend!!! Hannahberrie's Strawberry Milkshakes & Cigarettes made me feel all kinds of ways!!