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PAIRING: tomgreg

SUMMARY:

(night before The Munsters ep, where Greg was way too chummy around Tom)

“I could what? What are you about to say, Gregory? Go on.”

Greg inhaled through his nose, a look of nerves and boldness that Tom rarely sees. “I think if you got fucked hard, you’d calm down a bit.”

That's them. That's the entire relationship.

Listen, I came across this gif and all I can think of is "this is how Will would subtly check someone out" and I'm in such a hannigram MOOOOOOD.

Imagine if Richie thought he had his gay feelings in check and in secret but while he was talking, Eddie reaches out to him to brush a strand of hair from his forehead and Richie ℂ𝕒𝕟'𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕖 and his voice breaks

Dude, your Reddie content is feeding me so well! I love the idea of awkward older Richie hitting on older sarcastic Eds. Like Richie gets all flustered when he sees this grumpy little Adonis, and Eddie just has to be snarky because he literally has no idea how to process a guy this cute and nervous and TALL just staring at him like THAT.

Omggg MY HEARTTTTTTT IT LIVESSSS

Also thank youuuuu!!!

I picture Giorno being a power bottom so much

Richie and Eddie blurting out more and more sexually charged things about how respectively tol/smol the other is while everyone just stares is giving me LIFE. Telling themselves they are just ragging on each other but Richie is saying 'I could just pick you up and throw you around, dude, you're so little, I could carry you', and Eddie's just 'I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY TO PICK ME UP WITH YOUR BIG HANDS AND YOUR STRONG ARMS, YOU FREAK'

OMGGGGG I KIND OF WANT TO WRITE THIS BUT I CANT BE FUNNY.

RICHIE WOULD BE LIKE "LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE TWUNK" AND EDDIE IS LIKE "WTF IS A TWUNK YOU GODDAMM GORRILLA"

This speaks to meeee

every time Tom says "Greg"

the absolute range this man can extract from a single name

All my fem writers, I neeeeeed a cute fem!reddie where they get closer, Richie climbs up to Eddie's window, all the classic sweetness and you can bet Mrs K doesn't like the way that Richie girl looks at her sweet Eddie

Usually Richie acted like he was some overly-confident "playa," but what Eddie didn't expect when they first started dating was how surprisingly awkward Richie was, even to stretch an arm behind Eddie's shoulders or to hold his hand or kiss his cheek that Eddie couldn't help feeling a lot of how cuuuute is he??? Just kiss me properly you dummy