Big Jumper Boye (◠ω◠✿)

┊.˚🪩 ༘┊͙ 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 ; ↳ as a rising star in the tumultuous world of hollywood, you're handed a golden opportunity to boost your career – a fake relationship. what your manager forgot to mention? your leading man is none other than satoru gojo, hollywood's notorious fuckboy. easy? well, not exactly.

pairing: fem!reader x satoru gojo tags: smau/partially written; actor/actress!au, fuckboy!gojo, jjk is a live-action show in this au, fluff/angst/humor length: 1/?? note: AAAAAAAAA im a sucker for fake dating, actor au trope. enjoy besties! <3 taglist details: CURRENTLY CLOSED !!

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[disclaimer: the way the reader is portrayed is just for the reason of style/posing! this is not what the reader looks like (she should look like however you’d like her to!) just wanted to clarify!!]

PROFILES ↳ y/n's besties ↳ gojo's group ↳ others

ONE – hold on, i'm dating who?

TWO – the deal

THREE – he will be a pain in the ass

FOUR – satoru, don’t be a whore

FIVE – act like you like her

SIX – meeting and matching hoodies

SEVEN – exclusive! satoru gojo’s party

EIGHT – interrupted movie night

NINE – angus disapproves

TEN – the interview

ELEVEN – it’s giving jealousy

TWELVE – breaking out

THIRTEEN – besties united

FOURTEEN – good night, loser

FIFTEEN – the audition

SIXTEEN – try again?

SEVENTEEN – sleepover

EIGHTEEN – sugar daddy

NINETEEN – we’re booked!

TWENTY – lego flowers

TWENTY & A HALF – friends?

TWENTY ONE – in denial

TWENTY TWO – invitations sent!

TWENTY THREE – i’m literally home

TWENTY FOUR – roommativersary party pt. 1

TWENTY FIVE – roommativersary party pt. 2 ─ BONUS – maki and shoko's texts after the party ─ BONUS – texts from shoko and suguru to gojo

TWENTY SIX – two months later…

TWENTY SEVEN – new character unlocked

TWENTY EIGHT – get her a grammy ─ BONUS – y/n's texts with suguru

TWENTY-NINE – sleepovers n skincare

THIRTY – let’s be honest…

THIRTY-ONE – coming to terms

THIRTY-TWO – satoru and y/n being sickeningly sweet

THIRTY-THREE – it’s like a reward

THIRTY-FOUR – worst news ever

THIRTY-FIVE – terrible plan

THIRTY-SIX – daily shenanigans

THIRTY-SEVEN – house sitting?

THIRTY-EIGHT – i have an idea

THIRTY-NINE – satoru’s feelings

FORTY – otp central + kento

higuruma x american psycho

maybe i'll do a whole series with redrawings of different scenes from the movie. i already have some ideas for satoru 💋

Us: WILL DNPGAMES EVER CONTINUE?? IS THE WORLD BEING TORN APART?? ARE DNP QUITTING YOUTUBE???

Phil: :)

Gurlll we need hamzah x longterm!gf!reader

Like they've been together since 4freakshow, maybe she was even a member. I just can imagine him taking her camping cause he liked it sm with martiin and they make a vlog and they're just super cute and the fans love em and all. Omg i need him like NOW!!

STOPPPP THIS IS SO CUTE omg, i’ll probably tap into the camping one later i just really like the idea of reader being his long term gf and needed to whip something up asap. also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAH 🥳

i like the idea of you not being in freakshow and everytime hamzah brings up having a girlfriend literally no one believes him to the point where it becomes a running bit that you’re completely made up LOLLL like that one kid in school that’d always be like “i have a gf she just goes to a different school 😑”

he didn’t talk about you very much due to respecting your privacy and not wanting to air out your business and relationship until you were ready, but he also just thought it’d be soooo funny to have everyone believe he didn’t have a girlfriend only to reveal on stream that you’re very very real.

and he’s beyond excited when you tell him you’re okay with announcing yourself, comes up with a whole plan on how you’ll do it during his birthday stream.

it’s like towards the end of the freakshow stream, hamzah is mid sentence when you walk into his room, he’s like “i didn’t even — oh hey”

he’d instructed you to strap one of those silly party hats on him, hand him a cupcake, kiss him on the lips, then leave without saying a word siisjwjsjjsjsns and the chat goes crazy of course and the other freakshow members go quiet bc they were also very convinced you weren’t real, and he’s like —

hamzah: why’s everyone quiet?

claire: ??

haley: ??

chase: who the hell was that.

h: my girlfriend?? duh. anyways i gotta go

immediately hops off the stream but joins you in the next room to watch the remainder of it and read comments. he’s pretty pleased with himself too until the chat is convinced you’re an actress he hired just for this 😭

the more you’re looking the more he is naked

Babies

IN 2019 WE HEAL + WE THRIVE

for when you’re sad or stressed

brush your eyebrows the wrong way

drink an entire bottle of water

wear some loose fitting clothes

walk on some grass w/o shoes

eat some greens

take a walk around the neighborhood

lie on the floor

lie on the couch

lie on the bed

call a friend

wash your face

get a massage

do your hair

open all the curtains

take a nap

order takeout

listen to a song from your childhood

dance in your pjs

read your favorite book

look through old pictures

take some new ones

pics of you (cutie!)

pics of your pet

pics of nature

pics of your friends

look in the mirror

remind yourself that you are so strong

you are so brave

you will get through this

it will be okay

just breathe

💜💜💜

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak