If Dan And Phil Don’t Do The Titanic Pose On The Boat Then What Is The Point

WHERE is the sexual fantasies jumper? why hasn’t dan worn it in months? it looks so good on him why is he neglecting it this way? why is he neglecting US this way? it’s single-handedly the best item of clothing he owns and i just don’t understand-

Gurlll we need hamzah x longterm!gf!reader

Like they've been together since 4freakshow, maybe she was even a member. I just can imagine him taking her camping cause he liked it sm with martiin and they make a vlog and they're just super cute and the fans love em and all. Omg i need him like NOW!!

STOPPPP THIS IS SO CUTE omg, i’ll probably tap into the camping one later i just really like the idea of reader being his long term gf and needed to whip something up asap. also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAH 🥳

i like the idea of you not being in freakshow and everytime hamzah brings up having a girlfriend literally no one believes him to the point where it becomes a running bit that you’re completely made up LOLLL like that one kid in school that’d always be like “i have a gf she just goes to a different school 😑”

he didn’t talk about you very much due to respecting your privacy and not wanting to air out your business and relationship until you were ready, but he also just thought it’d be soooo funny to have everyone believe he didn’t have a girlfriend only to reveal on stream that you’re very very real.

and he’s beyond excited when you tell him you’re okay with announcing yourself, comes up with a whole plan on how you’ll do it during his birthday stream.

it’s like towards the end of the freakshow stream, hamzah is mid sentence when you walk into his room, he’s like “i didn’t even — oh hey”

he’d instructed you to strap one of those silly party hats on him, hand him a cupcake, kiss him on the lips, then leave without saying a word siisjwjsjjsjsns and the chat goes crazy of course and the other freakshow members go quiet bc they were also very convinced you weren’t real, and he’s like —

hamzah: why’s everyone quiet?

claire: ??

haley: ??

chase: who the hell was that.

h: my girlfriend?? duh. anyways i gotta go

immediately hops off the stream but joins you in the next room to watch the remainder of it and read comments. he’s pretty pleased with himself too until the chat is convinced you’re an actress he hired just for this 😭

toge inumaki // fic recommendations

note: remember to read the tags! + i do not own any of these works

salmon!

dog-gone it.

intimacy is subjective

the sky, the sun, getting beat up by inumaki

bitter eclipse

puppy love

tongue-tied

be not afraid of my body

sweet dreams and other cursed demands

i leave you

come

our hands

the sun will rise again

1999

transatlanticism

my home is where your heart is

i know when you're around ('cause i know the sound of your heart)

let's talk.

nightmares

paper wings

pull me close

this love

secret admirer

favorite

muse

a coffeeshop phone call

crush

fillings for you

top 10 most cursed m&g pics to keep you up at night

finger guns 🌻

you know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold

'Open When' Letters from Bakugo

Open When You're Stressed Out

Oi, what the hell are you doing, extra? Sitting there like a damn idiot, freaking out over nothing. You think that’s gonna fix anything? Tch, you’re just making it worse, dumbass. Snap the hell out of it.

You’re better than this crap, so act like it! Breathe, stand up, and stop wasting my time with your pity party. Stressing out doesn’t fix jack. You’re just sitting there letting your brain rot when you could be doing something useful.

Yeah, life’s a pain in the ass sometimes. Big deal. You’re not some weakling who lets it beat ‘em, so quit acting like a damn loser. You can handle this. You’ve handled worse, haven’t you? So get your stubborn head in the game.

And if you need to blow off steam, fine. Scream, punch something, hell, yell at me if it’ll shut you up. Just don’t sit there whining like some helpless extra. That’s not who you are.

Got it? Good. Now get your ass in gear and remind everyone why you’re a damn badass.

-Katsuki

P.S. Giving up isn’t an option. Ever. So don’t even think about it, idiot.

This was 365 days in the making! What a year, guys.