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my cat's post-vet-visit dramatics are always very shortlived

Thanks, Anon!

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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

Elrond casting requirements: disgruntled old man faces

Disney+, we've got an idea for a Star Wars show you can cancel after 1 season

Truelly the craziest moment in hindsight.

nothing will ever top c2’s moment of sam slipping in “bren” as foreshadowing for veth and liam desperately panicking thinking he’d somehow learned caleb’s backstory

I’m actually screaming

i appreciate truly that ursula k le guin wrote a scifi book that has basically got fanfiction porn instructions in it. like here's how sex works on this planet with these alien people btw and also .......... .um well. theyre huddling for warmth

you BOOP miette? you BOOP her tumblr like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!