Shorthands For Dumbassery That I Have Grown To Love Deeply

⭐️ Never in my life would I think Russian and German Jax would fight over English Ragatha but here we are ⭐️

Something catches Blitz' eye in the toy garage and Fizz can't help but lend a hand to his bestie 🤲

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Its finally here! The first look into my Amazing Digital Circus AU that I've been cooking up for the past few weeks! :))

The main thing that is obvious here is a lot of the abstracted members are back. Which is all thanks to Caines efforts in keeping the circus members happy and sane! More on that later I imagine- <XD

Some designs are going to be tweaked a bit further. Gummigoo and Kaufmo aren't quiiiiite where I want them yet.. but none the less! I hope this post made you laugh and I hope to post a bit more about them sometime soon! :))

You know what? Let’s turn the tables. What’s YOUR greatest fear, Gabriel? I’ll share mine if you share yours… 👀

Maybe he hasn’t read the Gen Z Bible, but he might’ve picked up on some other youth humor…

G: Oh, I’m afraid-

G: -afraid I’ll be a little late visiting your mom tonight.

“oh yes, i am very reasonable and normal about this subject!!”

*proceeds to mass reblog any related content*

OHHHHHH I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW LMFAO

@cherytmblracc are you a time traveller

for my birthday four months ago i ordered a cute looking eevee plush off of ebay that apparently you could brush and style? i didn't read the description carefully and it was also in japanese. well it arrived!

or, at least, i thought it did...?

won't you give me what i want?

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Did you give Gabriel a part time job as a way to punish him or was that just a quick idea? I find it so funny lol cus imagine his greatest fear is just working as a barista again (or does it motivate him to destroy humans?)

Pretty much LMAO. I dunno if I mentioned it before, but most of the time alternates own their own businesses, which employ other alternates, since that's easiest for them to keep their cover. In this post, I mentioned Gabriel owns and operates a small coffee cafe called Paradise Brew because, surprise, the church needs money to run, and there aren't enough donations coming in because it's individually funded. But not many people attend church anymore due to the severely decreased population in Mandela, and generally people are losing faith. Which is all totally Gabriel's fault due to the alternate surge in the 1990s, but he didn't really think that far, did he??

So now, he suffers through people's atrocious drink orders and their nasty attitudes. It's not...the worst, there are SOME nice people, as he vagues about in this comic. But no, surely, all of humanity deserves to be destroyed.

...Yes, surely. Every last one...