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Adam, coming out of his room for the first time:……Alright what the fuck do you guys even do here? Therapy, or some shit

Lucifer who had been waiting for him by the door: Charlie has activities usually, and is more then willing to talk to residents about their feelings and how they ended up in hell so that’s like therapy. I’m surprised you know about that, has heaven finally implemented it?

Adam, grumbling: No Heaven doesn’t fucking have therapy, but for the last ten years the newer winners have been asking why and the older angels had to find out what the fuck it is

Lucifer, humming: I do have to wonder how all the therapists up there don’t fall from utter frustration

Charlie, watching them come down the stairs excitedly: Hi Dad! Hi Adam! I’m so excited you came down. How are you feeling today, do you think you might be up for an activity? Or ooh, I never got to show you around the whole hotel just to your room. Whatever you feel like! Adam, stepping back: I knew she was excited during the meeting but Is she always this fucking cheery? It’s like Emily has a long lost twin from Hell

Angel Dust, from the bar: It’s the new resident joy, you’ll get used to it lambchop!

Husk, snorting: You act like you don’t adore that girl

Angel, pointing at him with three pointer fingers: You, shut up

Lucifer, beaming with pride: She’s very passionate about her work, always has been

Adam, groaning as Charlie looks at him with glimmering eyes: Dear fucking god, shit alright, fine I’ll take the tour

Vaggie, walking up to them with her spear: Good, because todays activity is Alastor’s idea and I don’t trust him not to ‘accidentally’ scar you emotionally instead

Charlie, gasping: Vaggie! Come on, Alastor wouldn’t do that

Lucifer and Vaggie, deadpan: Yes he would

Adam, crossing his arms: I don’t know the fucker, I just beat his ass, but yes the shit he would. Do you see that smile he has going on all the time? I haven’t seen one so fake since Michael’s

Lucifer, gaging: Hech Mike

Adam, nodding: Fucking Mike

Vaggie, vaguely remembering the angel: Do you mean….the Mike who was your bosses boss, the one who came around and inspected the exterminator’s once every ten years. That Mike?

Adam: That’s the bitch, Vag

Vaggie, her cheek twitching in anger: The ARCHANGEL MICHAEL?

Adam: Adding his title doesn’t unmake him a bitch

Lucifer, laughing: Nothing can

Charlie, smacking her head: Awful uncle Mike! Dad told me about him, don’t worry Adam Alastor is nothing like him. The smile is just….a tool for him? It’s harmless

Adam, rolling his eyes: The bartender just looked at you like you lied to gods face and then fucking spat on it, but whatever. I’ll do the activities and shit, later, but only ones you’re in charge of- why does your face look like that?

Charlie singing to Vaggie, after grabbing a confused Adam’s elbow and happily dragging him on the tour: He trusts meeeee!

Adam, flushing: ONLY MORE THEN THAT FUCKING DEER!

Lucifer, following them: Thats still a little, you know

Angel, laughing at Alastor when he walked in ten minutes later: Hey Alastor, guess what sheep boy trusts the devil and the devil’s daughter more then you. How’s that make you feel?

Alastor, his smile becoming more genuine: Positively ‘devastated’

can I give cesar a book of alcoholic drink recipes or does he already know most of them.. -N (not the alternate just the initial)

(if you recognise me heh.. nuh uh)

“Oh, he knows plenty of cocktail recipes just fine—he inherited it from the previous owner. That’s not the problem.”

“It’s getting him to shut up long enough to get any work done.”

“I’ll take the book though. Might more useful than someone around here.“

What type of games would Bps members enjoy, like out of puzzle games, point and click, adventure, horror, interactive novel, platformers? Maybe some tabletop, like monopoly or dnd? Idk, i got my Mark would be a Sonic fan headcanon stuck so hard that i need to ask.

I could see that, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 was out in 1992, which was like Sonic 1 but better. Since the BPS members were teens around the late 1990s to early 2000s, their favorite series would probably be whatever came out in the late 1990s to early 2000s. I could see Sarah and Evelin as being more fantasy JRPG types, like Final Fantasy and/or Dragon Quest. Adam is giving me hardcore horror game fan, and Silent Hill 2 as well as Resident Evil 4 came out during this era so it was a golden age for early modern horror. Jonah seems like he'd like PvP games of any kind, but particularly Mortal Combat or (every classic gamer boy's favorite) Call of Duty.

Oh my god, I just realised how TINY Mark is in that shot where he's holding Gabriel's and Dave's hand - he is only capable of holding Gabriel's FINGER! He's so cute!

Yeah 🥺 with the heights that I decided on for them, I realized Mark's tiny little arm would barely be able to reach up and hold Gabriel's hand, so he just had to hold onto one finger

What a mismatched little family they are

so thanks to this polyvees server i joined recently i found out that apparently theres a polyvees week happening over on twitter. this is for day 1: duo. and it's veeswap au because i'm me

real

hungry much?

Charlie: What should I wear to the Goetia Gala?

If alternates are cats

And alternates work at a coffe shop

Altercat cafe?

That'd be like have a cat cafe with tigers and panthers bu ykw probably totally worth it

this is how I feel every time I see the lil man

I saw this post by soup-erb and I couldn't help but redraw it for Lucifer: https://x.com/its_soup/status/1521175632406843392?s=20