“You Need To Believe In Things That Aren’t True. How Else Can They Become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

NO

This is a message from past Cheshire.

GO TF TO SLEEEP.

That is all.

My therapist asked me what I think about while working, and I was forced to explain that all construction/handyman/contractors have one sided conversations while working, or make some weird noise and just act pretty schizophrenic.

I sing theme songs from my childhood.

My current foreman blows rasberries.

Our carpenter has “mirror arguments”

Frick yeah success! I can now calculate a bunch of dumb calculus that somehow pertains to calculating stress values in the earth, and it only cost some of my livers lifespan

New drinking game: every time you have to close and then start back up a program while fixing it, take a sipp.

Can confirm get drunk wuick.

And yet, only a fraction of the energy created when two lesbians recognize each other’s gayness in public and fist bump.

I had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called ‘fistbumping lesbians’ and it was a seven shot caramel latte

My boo sent a pic today.

This pleases me.

Art by Roberto Nieto

The MC

Normal is their second name.

This a call out post. Because I wake up on average 4 hours before my partner, but woke him anyway to see a video of a fancy car owner doing a little dance at receiving a HotWheels version of their ride.

YOU WILL ACCEPT OUR LOVELY LITTLE FLYING SABERS AND F-ING LIKE IT

hey bunjy, would you happen to have any cursed (or blessed) facts about hummingbirds? saw one in my garden yesterday and they've been on my mind

contrary to popular belief, hummingbirds can open their beak all the way just like other birds can!

it's...

hm.

I don't wike it :(

some of you haven’t realized that improving the world is a battle of miserable inches and not something that can be done in a glorious blaze of revolution and it shows