But I Just Did????

a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!

suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

do you fw me? type shit

im from an alternate universe but not a cool interesting one, the only difference is that a natural third option when asking if you'd like something to drink other than coffee and tea is instant soup in a cup

Tl;dr:

Generalize,

Generalize everything,

Hate people

convergent evolution of Takes