Jensen Ackles As Soldier Boy + Text Posts

CHRIS MOTIONLESS performing “Thoughts & Prayers” in a cowboy hat [src]

Do yourself a favor. Sound up. Enjoy.

I had to see before I went in. Had to be prepared. This is like a godawful fanfiction. The fuck.

Yeah it really is like bad fan fiction. Alot of the movie is really really good, but unfortunately the bad parts are so bad for some people that it outweighs the good.

- Kiwi Kid

TOTO WOLFF - brazilian gp 21 Sprint Race - 13.11.2021

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im a simple bitch. i see a forearm and i go feral

Kiwi Chicks’ Masterlist

Paper, Scissors, Rank: (Horacio Carrillo x Army!OC, modern AU)

updated sporadically (will be updated in 2023)

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6  

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

You know that scene where Colonel Carrillo is leaning on a desk?

Oh, you mean this one?

No, not that one.

Oh, this one?

Nope. Not that one either.

So this one?

No, that’s not the one.

Ok, here it is.

That’s not it.

How about this one?

I like it. But no.

Let me try again.

Didn’t we see this one already?

My mistake. 

That’s it! Oh no, it’s not.

Okay…

That’s a car, not a desk.

Fair point.

Okay, maybe never mind.

Oh no, we got more baby!

I don’t think you’ll find it. 

Not with that attitude. 

Please stop. My dash can’t take anymore. 

Hey, you started it. 

Okay, you’ve made your point.

Have I?

Yes! You have. 

Maybe one more. 

Okay, that’s all the shoulder/arm porn I’ve got. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk Pecha Kucha.

I can't identify the emotion this woman's commentary is making me feel