Looks like things won’t be so peaceful following Meta Knight’s death after all.
“give me your mommy’s credit card info”, says microtransagolor
Injecting forgotten land Dedede straight into my veins 
👑Master Crown 👑
(unmute)
(under my control is better than crowned, I don't make the rules😳)
Kirby doodles
-One of my favorite ‘what if’ is Galacta Knight being Meta’s mentor.
-Cupid Meta Knight
-Comic about Morpho vs Marx fight in SA. Marx said “Now you know who’s boss here,right?”
-Magolor in epilogue
-Gikabi, dynamic between Marx and Magolor maybe like this.
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OH YEAH did i ever tell you all about that time i did some disgustingly rough math to figure out how big the halberd is, using its size in brawl and comparison to the great fox as a basis?
because i did.
it’s 2.6 kilometres long.
and using some even rougher math, so this figure is guaranteed to be under estimate by some margin:
it’s got a 5.7 kilometre wingspan.
that’s 1.6 miles in length and 3.5 miles in span
anyway this is one of my favourite facts of all time it never fails to make me laugh hysterically
fantubular family things ❤️😤
"Bravo, Kirby. You've truly earned your reputation as a hero. Unfortunately, I'll be taking that drip now. MUAHAHAHAHAAA!" hi i'm chii and i'm a senior who really likes eldritch abominations and ambiguously gay cartoon characters. male. intp 5w6. eng/中文 OK
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