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expect like a bajillion posts from me tonight i have a very empty blog that needs to be filled up

Kirby learns how to write.

hi kirblr haven't posted in a while so here's two gayass knights ft. shadow

par 5

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

Kirby Characters at an Ikea:

Kirby and Dedede: Enjoying meals at the food court, having a friendly eating competition

Keeby: Arranging the furniture into a mini-golf area only to hide from the staff for messing with the displays

The Waddle Dees: all running around furniture playing tag, oblivious to the mess they're making

Rick, Kine, Coo: Observing the wonderous size of the store, casually chatting and telling stories

Meta Knight: Actually browsing the store, forgetting he has to look after the Waddle Dees. Oopsie.

Marx: Cart wheeling past security while singing horribly off-key, just for fun

Magolor: Stacking beds and sitting at the top, declaring he is the king now

Taranza: The rich friend that pays the employees as an apology.

The Mage Sisters: Got lost at the huge store and formed a prayer circle. Zan is particularly serious about the prayer circle

Susie: Makes horrible business proposals and is banned from Ikea

Adeleine and Ribbon: Exploring the store, pretending to look for treasure

Daroach: Actually is convinced there is some sort of treasure and is scanning each nook and cranny for some sort of lead

Galacta Knight: Very much banned from Ikea for destroying the escalators out of spite. Why the escalators? Couldn't stand them

Morpho Knight: is there in disguise to buy a new lava lamp

Fourteen casually committing identify fraud on a Friday afternoon (They ate Ten’s skin)

I lowkey wonder if every number has their own skin flavor…they’re all probably gummies and I haven’t realized it yet

Anyways Fourteen’s gijinka belongs to my pookie @ploodabloo 💚✨hehehee

by ニトロウ 

FINALLY DONE!! I’d like to thank the requester, youdeniedmyhappiness for their utmost patience, and also the artist for allowing me to release such a wonderful, tear-jerking story (based off the events in Kirby’s Dreamland 2), and offering to answer any questions I had in reading their handwriting.

This would be one reason why my updates have been few since October. So be warned, a very long post under the readmore!

※Translated and reposted with the artist’s permission※

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