Stop Memorizing My Attack Patterns. That's Fucked Up. Who Let You Do That.

"It started with a Nightmare" Pt3

~The Comprehensive “Marx is a Noddy” Essay~

…with bonus illustrations/comic!

Due to the amount of images in this essay, I had to split it up into 3 parts Luckily, it fits -perfectly- into 3 parts!

-Part One -Part Two -Part Three <You Are Here>

The Conclusion: “My Life Was A Cosmic Joke… …So I Decided to Become A Jester!”

-Or How Marx was Originally a Noddy Who Underwent Drastic Changes Thanks to the Nightmare Incident-

It’s time for a quick jump back to the original Kirby’s Adventure… (1)

This is Stage 4 of Rainbow Resort, which is the seventh and last level of the game. According to the Kirby Fandom Wiki, Rainbow Resort is “…hallowed ground that Planet Popstar’s Dream Spring (sp; this was how they originally localized “Fountain of Dreams”) is located upon." 

…Conveniently, it’s also where Nightmare is currently sealed!

What do we find in this stage? Several Noddies, of course…

(Screenshots in this section from World of Longplay’s "NES Longplay [063] Kirby’s Adventure.) 

Now, just for fun, let’s try a little imagination exercise…

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this is how that scene went to me

OH YEAH did i ever tell you all about that time i did some disgustingly rough math to figure out how big the halberd is, using its size in brawl and comparison to the great fox as a basis?

because i did.

it’s 2.6 kilometres long.

and using some even rougher math, so this figure is guaranteed to be under estimate by some margin:

it’s got a 5.7 kilometre wingspan.

that’s 1.6 miles in length and 3.5 miles in span

anyway this is one of my favourite facts of all time it never fails to make me laugh hysterically

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