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mon amour

I MADE AN ELFILIN COMIC! HEAVY SPOILERS FOR KIRBY AND THE FORGOTTEN LAND!!!

elfilin is one of my favorite characters i love him so much they have such a good story and awwaawaawaaaa they and kirby have such a genuine and organic friendship

[breaks through the god damn wall]

GUESS WHO MADE A FOUR MINUTE AMV

OH YEAH did i ever tell you all about that time i did some disgustingly rough math to figure out how big the halberd is, using its size in brawl and comparison to the great fox as a basis?

because i did.

it’s 2.6 kilometres long.

and using some even rougher math, so this figure is guaranteed to be under estimate by some margin:

it’s got a 5.7 kilometre wingspan.

that’s 1.6 miles in length and 3.5 miles in span

anyway this is one of my favourite facts of all time it never fails to make me laugh hysterically

kirby and all his friends

Kirby Characters at an Ikea:

Kirby and Dedede: Enjoying meals at the food court, having a friendly eating competition

Keeby: Arranging the furniture into a mini-golf area only to hide from the staff for messing with the displays

The Waddle Dees: all running around furniture playing tag, oblivious to the mess they're making

Rick, Kine, Coo: Observing the wonderous size of the store, casually chatting and telling stories

Meta Knight: Actually browsing the store, forgetting he has to look after the Waddle Dees. Oopsie.

Marx: Cart wheeling past security while singing horribly off-key, just for fun

Magolor: Stacking beds and sitting at the top, declaring he is the king now

Taranza: The rich friend that pays the employees as an apology.

The Mage Sisters: Got lost at the huge store and formed a prayer circle. Zan is particularly serious about the prayer circle

Susie: Makes horrible business proposals and is banned from Ikea

Adeleine and Ribbon: Exploring the store, pretending to look for treasure

Daroach: Actually is convinced there is some sort of treasure and is scanning each nook and cranny for some sort of lead

Galacta Knight: Very much banned from Ikea for destroying the escalators out of spite. Why the escalators? Couldn't stand them

Morpho Knight: is there in disguise to buy a new lava lamp

white woman jumpscare

yo mama

i don't know how this function works because i am like a baby at using tumblr but i literally have 0 friends that are into kirby if anyone wants to hmu you can talk to me here or on dicks cord (chiicheo#2733) i only bite 50% of the time

Awhile ago kirbypost-generator translated Zan's very nice nicknames for the Dream Friends on the JP Twitter and I've been meaning to draw some of them ever since. Anyways stan the mages.

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