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you start camp here and there and your like “oh their friendship is kind of sweet” and proceed to become more horrified with each episode until your sitting there listening to episode 18 like

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The themes of Malevolent are:

1. Platonic love is just as powerful as romantic love

2. Choices matter, even when an outcome is inevitable

3. Daddy issues

So we all remember in season 3 when John lost his memory but he didn't actually lose his memory because it wasn't John? But it still hurt because right before that John said "whatever happens I'll never forget you"

I know this probably won't happen but right after that, Arthur said "me neither John" and I just think it would be really interesting and fun if ((52spoiler) because Arthur got annihilated in the latest episode) John got stuck in an Arthur from another timeline meaning Arthur would "forget"

Now I haven't bothered to think about anything that would happen after that logistically and I'm not going to lmao honestly I just wish we could have gotten that parallel

do yall actually realize just how bad of an example Arthur is to John when it comes to taking care of a human body? one day john will finally have a body of his own (hopefully) and his only frame of reference on which kind of injuries are serious and which can just be walked off will be arthur fucking lester. he will be hungry and tired and cold and his example of a healthy schedule is arthur. fucking. lester.

Will the real FNAF Helpy please stand up?..

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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does kayne know his daughter is alive.

no, listen. hear me out.

this is gonna be a lot of me interpreting kayne very specifically, but kayne DOESN'T lie. he withholds information but he does not lie. and here, he speaks as if... like he doesn't realize that lilith HAS met arthur. that she DOES love him. that he's her favorite.

and i don't have the ep 50 transcript but i believe that when lillith is being explained to arthur, mother darkness says that she was the forgotten one trapped within hattie. being FORGOTTEN, to me, sounds like "presumed dead," specifically by other gods. oscar described it as a great entity being "trapped." if lillith has been trapped long enough, which, if we're going by what mother darkness said, it has been a LONG time, it's possible her father doesn't think she's alive. or at least she's not coming back from where she was trapped.

"why would he call his dead daughter a bitch" you raise a good point. i could say he's a weirdo and call it a day, but also, the full line is:

im not exactly arguing that lillith is DEAD, im arguing that she's lost enough power that it is the equivalent of being dead to the other gods. based off what kayne says, it seems that lillith has a habit of liking humans (probably what got her originally trapped within hattie) and messing with them. i think this particular comment is more a memory. like a "ah, someone messing with a human because they like them. my daughter used to do that..."

so to bring me to my point, because lillith is a shapeshifter and because (supposedly) kayne isn't really paying attention to what's going on in season five (based on:)

(whether he's not paying attention because he CAN'T (blackstone) or he WON'T i cannot say) the point is, he wouldn't have seen lillith alive. and when mother darkness explains lillith to arthur they are hidden with the hand of malevolence. PLUS, dead children are kind of A Thing in this show, idk if you noticed (faroe, addison, marie's son, malam, mother darkness and the witch...). so, the idea of kayne seeing lillith, his daughter, resurrected to her full self after being dead for years, doesn't seem so far off for the overall themes of the show.

plus, i think it gives him and arthur something to talk about. and adds a fun flavor to his character. the way he talks to arthur about faroe? while having a daughter of his own he believes to be dead? actually insane.

sorry that's a lot. anyway.