(arthur Voice) Our Time In The Cannibalism Pit Really Fixed The Marriage I Think

….. this took way too long

Gay gay loser fanart, for me, a gay gay loser

I am very self indulgent

(*´∀`)♪

Normal Wesley Drawing honestly (I have no idea how this happened)

fem malevolent would just be

alice lester

jane doe

the queen in yellow

“why are you so angry alice?”

“i’m on my period”

“what the fuck is a period?”

“how do you not know what periods are, jane?”

“BECAUSE IM NOT A HUMAN, ALICE. i’m from the dark world. i’m an eldritch monster”

hey man. they turned my favorite character into pencil shavings. given him the ol’ mashed potato. limited edition arthur lester brand apple sauce. he is giving the lego keychain on my backpack who has lost both arms and one of his legs has mysteriously appeared inside my pocket. they cheese grated him. yeah. puréed that motherfucker. to smithereens you say. bro got disassociated like salt in water. dashed upon the rocks. rent limb from limb. from the nave to the chops. you could go bungee jumping with his guts. maybe the real hand of malevolence was the hands we lost along the way. his bones are pine needles his eyes are fruit gushers his limbs are accessories to kayne’s met gala look. filleted like a fish. yeah. popped like a ripe cherry. just absolutely turned into soup. his skin is like the discarded perforated section of the spiral notebook that stays on the ring when you tear a page. yeah all that’s left is one final book he kept on him at all times. not sure what the title was, it was in ancient yiddish. yeah. weird right? mhmm. yeah they put him down the garbage disposal. yeah he’s just kind of a weird stain now. yeah it was sad. how was your day

i know there ain’t no fucking way that these fucking things are now part of the malevolent canon universe.

"average podcast character whimpers 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average podcast character whimpers 0 times per year. Arthur Leter, who falls into hole & whimpers over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Immoral thread, so weak

decided to do a whole colored digital thing with this sketch. Please imagine it in the post dismemberment pause where it almost feels like Kayne's hesitating.

Close up below.

mildly annoyed that the way I drew it you don't see a hint of all 4 limbs in a close up. Left leg is just over that way I promise. Oh and imagine that his breastplate is broken and you just can't see it. perhaps it's behind them. Perhaps its near his right arm. It broke in the first impact and is just not in view. I definitely did not forget to add the broken pieces somewhere.

additionally,

kayne’s couple therapy

My friend’s art since they don’t have a tumblr account.

A wild [REDACTED] has appeared

What will you do?

Fight

Bag

Party

Run

I fucking love these videos