He Dances To Whatever Music Is Playing :)

They killed my guy forealsies this time :《

I mean the Blackstone was inside a chest. Not the chest they thought, but it was in a chest.

I'M SCREAMING

another day another reminder that arthur made yellow cold because he was hurting

I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.

do yall actually realize just how bad of an example Arthur is to John when it comes to taking care of a human body? one day john will finally have a body of his own (hopefully) and his only frame of reference on which kind of injuries are serious and which can just be walked off will be arthur fucking lester. he will be hungry and tired and cold and his example of a healthy schedule is arthur. fucking. lester.

COOKIE: I am not a hero. I am not an example to be held up to children. I host a trivia game. I don’t know how to solve the world’s problems. I do know how many episodes of Police Squad there were. I am not a teacher. I cannot educate the youth of America. I like the word “dickcissel.” This really isn’t a commercial, it’s just me talking about myself. Did I use the dickcissel thing already? I am not a hero.

[music sting]

ANNOUNCER: Does YOUR house smell like ass? Find out what you can do tonight!

Is this a bad time to say I lowk fucking detested antoine at the start

in another life elijah is a stunning drag queen. the elephant mask is a part of her persona and her stage name? Madam Ellie Phant.

she gets onto drag race but doesn't win, she gets kicked out pretty early, but is a fan favorite. later she appears in an interview with trixie mattel.

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation