Got Out-horror’d Today By A Friend Because He Said What If Malevolent Ends With Kayne Putting John

Malevolent part 52

I don’t need therapy. I need my husband (archive of our own) to return from war (the server is currently down) and come home to his devoted wife (an ao3 user who was in the middle of reading a gay sex scene). it’s been almost two years (20 minutes) since he (ao3) has been taken from me

The fact that John probably knows how to play faroe’s lullaby makes me want to scream

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Hello, Jon.

Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

arthur telling john he never should have opened the book and saying that never meeting john would have been a good thing ,,,, filing that under Top 3 Worst Things Arthur Lester Has Ever Said

Let him cook!!!!

John Malevolent is so funny. He'll see a fucked up goat man with glowing eyes chasing them through the woods while howling like a dog and go "Hmmm. . .Guys, I think something is off here☝️"

Got to participate in another Malevolent zine! I tried something new again, I did a lanyard design and a notepad design. :)