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Malevolent Ghibli AU - "Kayne's moving shit"

Arthur really, really hates the amount of paranormal shit that's happening to him. And a crazy magician doesn't help at all!

THE JACKBOX GAMES FANDOM IS DYING. REBLOG IF YOU JACK OFF

"I wish I never opened that book."

"My book?"

My favorite chaos demon had an existential meltdown? Why yes I do absolutely need to drop everything and draw some faces about it.

“reasons to not kiss him: 1. you weren’t raised to love tender. 2. when he’s around all you do is tremble. when he’s around you want to get on your knees. look how much power he has over you. it’s dangerous. 3. he’s too good at forgiving and you’re too good at violence. 4. you know what they say about monsters. you know what happens to the boys who love them. are you going to do that to him? 5. your hands don’t know how to be gentle. think about the last beautiful thing that shattered in your palms. the fresh rosebuds crumbling between your fingers like a bruise. you wolf-boy, you war machine. you wouldn’t know how to hold something magic and not destroy it. 6. if you hurt him it might kill you 7. if you hurt him you might kill yourself. 8. you are very bad at rehabilitation. this is one addiction you’d fail to give up. he’s going to ruin you for all other kisses and all other boys and you’ll spend the rest of your life trying to forget his name. 9. you still aren’t sure he isn’t a dream. 10. if you kiss him, you might wake up. reasons to kiss him: 1. because he’s beautiful. 2. because he asked. 3. because he preceded please with, i’m not afraid of you.”

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yes & no // Natalie Wee

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this was the most malevolent core malevolent episode ive ever had the honor of listening to. men are murdered. arthur gets chased around. arthur falls into a pit. arthur is sick and dying. john gives him a pep talk. they fight off a monster together. they confess their undying love. they are given a SIDE QUEST!!

i love you arthur 'malevolent' lester

Let him cook!!!!

ep 52 harlan rlly said “his arms were cut off, his legs were cut off, his ears were cut off, his tongue was cut off, his nose was cut off, his eyeballs were plucked out”

arthur’s hear me out cake but it’s just an alcoholic priest, a hitman who tried to murder him, and a shard of a god who took his eyes