What Eating Dirt As A Kid Does To A Man...

FINALLY I can post this sketch

Best reaction to Malevolent 52

So... does tearing your limbs apart till you are a bloody mess counts as a love language?

COOKIE: I am not a hero. I am not an example to be held up to children. I host a trivia game. I don’t know how to solve the world’s problems. I do know how many episodes of Police Squad there were. I am not a teacher. I cannot educate the youth of America. I like the word “dickcissel.” This really isn’t a commercial, it’s just me talking about myself. Did I use the dickcissel thing already? I am not a hero.

[music sting]

ANNOUNCER: Does YOUR house smell like ass? Find out what you can do tonight!

Omg I hope nothing bad happens to Arthur Lester in the bad-things-happening-to-arthur-lester podcast

This is the only day you can reblog this

My S6 prediction

Arthur: climbs out of the dark world, full of rage thinking about all the pain kayne has caused and ready to return the favour

kayne:

Weekly what

What

TWELVE WEEKS i have waited to share this with you all. AN ETERNITY !!! 

enjoy >:)))