I THINK EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING FANDOM JUST COLLECTIVELY BROKE LMFAO

I say WOULD to will wood. not in that creep way. but rather, i WOULD let him hold me gently

That is an honor most fictional characters don't even get

That is an honor my own father doesn't get👍

but the strength I always loved in you finally gave way

additionally,

Malevolent AU where everytime there’s foreshadowing there’s a whispering voice, that only Arthur can hear that just says “well, about that” or “foreshadowing be like” and every time Arthur just stares at The Invisible Camera like

*insert visibly scared and concerned expression*

was about to make a "gay people can never flirt normally" post about arkayne but realized kayne does actually.

-"my love" and similar: self explanatory. normal flirting

-giving him a dagger: shiny trinket like crow. kayne's not the one who decided to stab himself with it

-helps with his wound in coda and probably also part 28

-watches his entire life in this and thousands of other timelines: he wants to know more about arthur. normal crush behavior probably

-writes and directs a christmas special starring one of those other arthurs: creative expression. like a journal to him i think.

-sends his enemy to hell, kills his enemy-turned-half-situationship, and sends his other situationship to spain (?): he just wants some alone time is that really too much to ask

-plays him a song on the piano :)

-sends him on a fetch quest to the 1200s: he got nervous idk. don't we all

so arthur lester was for sure rich right? like he avoided child labor pre ww1 in america when he was just about the perfect age for it, in the midst of said war he was able to be a composer as well as a nanny for his daughter, assumingly full time, and during the depression and probably in the prohibition he could afford to be a drunk.

i know he probably did it out of the kindness of his heart, but id like to imagine that parker saw this rich drunk and decided that he could worm his way into his will with enough annoyance.

“ough” is such a raw emotion i dont think i could live without it

anyone else literally feel it a bit when arthur was being ripped apart. just this unpleasant physical sensation the whole time. god nothing in a podcast has affected me like that ever. it felt like i was *in* that moment. absolutely insane writing and sound design hats off to harlan man

Arthur waking up in the Dark World next season for his third canonical torture session