Arthur: *on The Ground In Literally 7 Pieces, Bloody And Whimpering*

Hello, friends!

I have been doing steady work behind the scenes, and I am ready now! I am proud to announce that…

Season 2 of Camp Here & There is coming June 10th, 2025, at midnight EST!

For those out of the loop: The first time I tried to set a date in 2023, my life was derailed significantly very soon thereafter in a series of mishappenings. It's taken me some time to get back on the horse, but I am back now, stronger, and here for good. Watch out, I am coming a'galloping!

I am very excited for this junction and for the return of these beloved characters. I believe that the writing for this season is some of my best work, and I am so wicked excited to produce that I can barely hold my joy.

See you all in June!

"average podcast character whimpers 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average podcast character whimpers 0 times per year. Arthur Leter, who falls into hole & whimpers over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.

arthur and john if they dont get that damn stone

you have been SNIFED, reblog to snif the next person

Oh when will my husband return from Spain

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

whoever convinced kayne we needed to also do marching band shows i hope your john NEVER shuts up and i hope you NEVER learnt the difference between left and right. i am so fucking sick of this band. every time i open my instrument case it's just full of blood. this guy doesn't even understand instrument care. i used to be a flute. can't play if the pads are CONSTANTLY SOAKED WITH BLOOD.

Life and Times of Arthur Lester

Hello, fellow Malevolent fans. How are we feeling after episode 260? 🙃

To… I guess, 'celebrate' the end of season 5, I decided to create a bit of a summary of Arthur's life. Can it get worse after it all? …yeah… yeah, I'm afraid it still can.

Me: Arthur Lester (Malevolent Podcast), editing

Music: Faroe's Song by Harlan Guthrie